When the body was first made, all parts wanted to
be the Boss. The Brain said, “Since I control
everything and do all the thinking, I should be
Boss”. The Hand said, “Since I must do all the
work and earn all the money to keep the rest of
you going, I should be Boss”. The Eyes said,
“Since I must look out for all of you and tell
you where the danger lurks, I should be Boss.”
And so it went with the Heart, the Ears, the
Feet, the Lungs, and finally the Asshole spoke up
and demanded to be the Boss. All other parts
laughed at the idea of the Asshole being Boss.
The Asshole was so enraged that he blocked
himself off and refused to function. Soon the
Brain was feverish, the Eyes crossed and ached,
the Feet were too weak, the Hands hung limply at
the side, the Heart and Lungs struggled just to
keep going. All pleaded with the Brain to let the
Asshole be Boss. And so it happened. All the
other parts did all the work and the Asshole just
bossed around and passed out a lot of ****.
The Moral of the story: You don’t have to be a
brain to be the boss. You just have to be an
asshole.
2006-09-03 20:25:51 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LoL!.............
2006-09-04 06:04:01 · update #1
Now that I am a retired boss, I like to tell this joke to friends.
Always gets a laugh.
2006-09-04 17:49:43 · answer #1 · answered by Dew Drop 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've had lots of lovely bosses in the country where I used to live, but since coming to Australia I'ver only had the a$$.... kind. Sad!
2006-09-04 04:51:01 · answer #2 · answered by survivor 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
so true. Here is another joke for your email
An 85-year-old man was requested by his doctor for a sperm count as part of his physical exam.
The doctor gave him a jar and said, "Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow."
The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared at the doctor's office and gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day.
The doctor asked what happened and the man explained:
"Well, doc, it's like this - first I tried with my right hand, but nothing.
Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing.
Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand, then with her left, still nothing. She tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with her teeth out, still nothing.
We even called up Arleen, the lady next door and she tried too, first with both hands, then an armpit, and she even tried squeezin' it between her knees, but still nothing.
The doctor was shocked! "You asked your neighbor?"
The old man replied, "Yep. And none of us could get the jar open".
2006-09-04 03:32:19 · answer #3 · answered by alya m 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Moral of the story - You need to work as a team
2006-09-04 05:06:32 · answer #4 · answered by GoingNoWhereFast 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey, my ex boss was a complete asshole, You know what you are talking about !!! Bravo!!!
2006-09-04 03:31:10 · answer #5 · answered by daddydoggie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i have read this a long time ago but i do agree with the moral of the story. all bosses suck........
2006-09-04 03:28:20 · answer #6 · answered by ash 7 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very cute! I like the old man story, too!
2006-09-04 18:17:02 · answer #7 · answered by ☼ becki ☼ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO... hahahaha... thas one really funny joke... it also explains why its the biggest asshole who gets promoted 1st..
2006-09-04 03:31:13 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha oh so true oh you're killing me while coughing out a lung I need air oh i need air lol I'm hyper and today is my birthday â¥
2006-09-04 03:36:25 · answer #9 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Isnt this just so true hahahahah
good on ya
2006-09-04 03:33:04 · answer #10 · answered by nomiadich 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋