Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?

Answer 1

Because the light comes from Lactons, tiny aliens from the Planet Kau who feed on the milk in your fridge and convert it into the light that you THINK comes from the bulb - which is actually a decoy.


FAQ SECTION

QUESTION: 'Wait, wait, wait. So logically, if I stop buying milk and putting it in my fridge, then the light won't work any more, right?'

ANSWER: Correct. But Lactons have a very, very low metabolic rate and can survive for 290 years without milk. So if you have milk in your fridge now, it could take close to three centuries before your fridge light fails.

QUESTION: 'AHA! But last year, my fridge light DID fail. I got it replaced, and it cost me money. Explain that!'

ANSWER: Even aliens have to go back home for a holiday once in a while.

QUESTION: 'OK, then - so if I put milk in my freezer, light will appear there. Right? Logically?'

ANSWER: Nope. Too cold for Lactons. They may be aliens, but they're not stupid.

Answer 2

Because the Bulb is in the Fridge and not in the Freezer...

Answer 3

Because men never go in the freezer.

Answer 4

good question. maybe because it might freeze the circut that keeps the light from going on.

There are actually some freezers that do have lights in them.

Answer 5

there is a light in my freezer

Answer 6

So people can make money by selling freezer flashlights. The
deluxe model comes with a magnet so you can stick it on the
door.

Answer 7

Indestructible Tactical LED Flashlight : http://FlashLight.uzaev.com/?Ihrt

Answer 8

MY freezers have lights....

Answer 9

because your fridge sucks

Answer 10

I have lights in my frezzer, I love this frezzer.