2006-09-03 19:17:56 · 12 answers · asked by sewshawn 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
and tells the bartender that he wants to get smashed.... so the bartender hits him with a hammer! ...lol
2006-09-03 19:21:56 · answer #1 · answered by Ms Fortune 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A Protestant walks into a bar in Northern Ireland with a crocodile and asks for a beer. The barman says "we only serve Catholics here" The man says "Good, I'll have a catholic for the croc!"
2006-09-04 03:00:30 · answer #2 · answered by survivor 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A man walks in to a bar and asks the bartender for some water. Instead, the bartender pulls out a gun and points it at the man. The man thanks the bartender and leaves.
Q. Why'd the bartender point a gun at him and why'd the guy say thank you and leave?
A. The man had the hiccups.
2006-09-04 02:22:25 · answer #3 · answered by Princess Leia 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A man walks in to a bar...along with three other men who all end up in the hospital headlines read: THE DEADLIEST GAME OF LIMBO EVER maybe they should get glasses if they all walk into a metal pipe
2006-09-04 02:48:47 · answer #4 · answered by Tori C 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
And Buy Me A Drink
Or Two
Hehe
2006-09-04 02:22:20 · answer #5 · answered by Singapore_Lady 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
large rum , im celebrating bedding all the women in our village apart from my 21 & 19 yr old daughters, , barman says i'll join you,,
i've been to bed with all women as well
2006-09-04 02:28:18 · answer #6 · answered by merlin 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i have one i heard on a commercial... a goldfish walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "what can i get you?" the goldfish says, "water!" get it? its clean... :]
2006-09-04 02:23:47 · answer #7 · answered by softball002 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sickskillz883 has the correct answer, give him the 10 points as Best answer.
2006-09-04 02:24:05 · answer #8 · answered by Woody 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
and see a pretty girl and ask for a drink
2006-09-04 02:27:08 · answer #9 · answered by yAmMy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
and the bartender asks "why the long face"
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wait..
that was a horse.. sorry
2006-09-04 02:27:30 · answer #10 · answered by iamigloo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋