2006-09-03 18:52:35 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Food & Drink ➔ Cooking & Recipes
pray before you go to sleep.
2006-09-03 23:41:33 · answer #1 · answered by jannygirl31 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Go to bed with a big jar of night cream, the kind that takes off makeup(sold in beauty supply stores). Leave the lids off, and remember to spread some onto yourself. The clowns are guarenteed to stay away from you for fear that their makeup will come off and they'd be exposed for the freaks that they really are. Now you should be able to get a good nights sleep.
Let me know if it works, maybe then I can finally get some sleep too. LOL
2006-09-04 09:50:42 · answer #2 · answered by busymama 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
King clown
2006-09-03 18:54:08 · answer #3 · answered by witchfromoz2003 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Find a mime before you go to bed, because as everyone knows, the only thing that can kill a clown is a mime. They are mortal enemies.
2006-09-03 19:01:18 · answer #4 · answered by Jimmy H 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ever see the Stephen King movie "IT"?
That scared the living daylights out of me.
Think of it this way: the clowns will not be able to sneak up oon you and eat you, because you will hear their clown shoes honking with each step.
honk........ honk...... honk... honk... Honk.. HONK.. HONK!!!!
It will wake you up before they reach you.
If you keep a bottle of seltzer water by your bed, you can then squirt them in the face, and they will run back to their clown car, squeeze in, and drive off.
2006-09-03 19:02:38 · answer #5 · answered by Victoria 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!!! I swear to it there at the instant are no clowns decrease than your mattress or on your closet. Sleep with your nightlight on and with your teddy undergo and all would be nicely. Teddy will safeguard you and the nightlight will save those undesirable clowns away. (i think of) Oops you probably did not see that LOL!! i might desire to bypass to sleep myself. thank you for the laugh. stable night!
2016-11-24 20:43:21 · answer #6 · answered by sangster 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well start answering more questions and never fall asleep until daylight comes around.
2006-09-03 19:11:55 · answer #7 · answered by DSPARKLE 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Darling,
You've been reading too many Stephen King novels. No offense....I LOVE Stephen King...but I think it's time to put down the book, think positive thoughts and GO TO SLEEP!
2006-09-03 22:04:24 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your probably funning, but alot of grown men and women are terrified of clowns. If your not funning then might I suggest shock therapy? or just don't ever sleep again.
2006-09-03 18:57:05 · answer #9 · answered by My name is MJ Beatch! 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Promise them donut-holes in the morning and they'll leave you alone. Clowns LOVE donut-holes.
2006-09-03 19:00:12 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I know about that dream. If you turn it around on them and eat them, let me know if they tasted funny??? Just kidding. When you go to sleep keep reminding yourself that they aren't real and no harm will come to you. It really works.
2006-09-03 18:58:25 · answer #11 · answered by carmen d 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋