Dear Safety Harbor Middle School,
God bless you for the beautiful radio I won at your recent senior citizens luncheon. I am 84 years old and live at the Safety Harbor Assisted Home for the Aged. All of my family has passed away. I am all alone now and it's nice to know that someone is thinking of me.
God bless you for your kindness to an old forgotten lady.
My roommate is 95 and always had her own radio but before I received one, she would never let me listen to hers even when she was napping. The other day her radio fell off the night stand and broke into a lot of pieces. It was awful and she was in tears. She asked if she could listen to mine and I told her to screw off.
Thank you for that opportunity.
Sincerely,
Edna Waters
2006-09-03 18:06:52 · 14 answers · asked by Woody 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ROFL you deserve 10 points!!!!!
That was truly funny!!!
2006-09-08 05:41:54 · answer #1 · answered by Qwerty 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-01 07:05:32 · answer #2 · answered by lograsso 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh Edna, I guess you're not a Christian! (If you are in the same room surely she can hear yours anyway!)
2006-09-03 19:49:07 · answer #3 · answered by survivor 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. The older people become, the more their true character is exposed! LOL.
2006-09-03 23:42:52 · answer #4 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hello Grandma..... sounds like something I would do too. ---- when I get there
2006-09-03 18:10:55 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha a wonderful thank you indeed ♥
2006-09-03 18:19:21 · answer #6 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
2006-09-07 15:26:09 · answer #7 · answered by chris m 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahah hilarious
2006-09-03 18:31:25 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol too funny :) Sounds like my grandma. :)
2006-09-03 18:08:42 · answer #9 · answered by Little Miss confused 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Needed the laugh. Thanks Woody, you are usually good for a chuckle.
2006-09-03 20:06:38 · answer #10 · answered by CuervoBMed 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋