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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all work at the same office for a female boss who always goes home early.

"Hey, girls," says the brunette, "let's go home early tomorrow. She'll never know."

So the next day, they all leave right after the boss does. The brunette gets some extra gardening done, the redhead goes to a bar, and the blonde goes home to find her husband having sex with the female boss!

Unsure what to do, she quietly sneaks out of the house, drives around until her normal quitting time, and returns home without saying anything.

The next day at work, the gals get together.

"That was fun," says the brunette. "We should do it again sometime."

"I met a great guy!" says the redhead.

"No way," says the blonde. "I almost got caught."

2006-09-03 18:04:35 · 11 answers · asked by Woody 3 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

11 answers

I love this joke. That blonde is dumb as an oyster! LOL.

2006-09-03 23:44:11 · answer #1 · answered by jfmm 7 · 1 0

There is a teacher teaching sex education to a bunch of 5th graders. She walks to the chalk board and draws a huge penis on the board! She truns to the class and simply asked the class, “Class, does any one know what that is?”
The class sits silently for a second or two than chintoo stands from the back! He yells, “I know what that is! It’s a PENIS! I know cause my dad’s got two!”
“The small one he pee’s from, the big one he brushs the babysitters teeth with

2006-09-08 00:07:20 · answer #2 · answered by ravi_khanna234 2 · 0 0

Leave it up to the blonde to spoil it for the rest. Ha ha LMAO

2006-09-04 01:07:54 · answer #3 · answered by deathdealer 5 · 0 0

Ha ha ha! Maybe if I was blonde this wouldn't be so funny...but I'm a redhead, so who cares!?

That made my day, thanks!

2006-09-04 01:07:16 · answer #4 · answered by jeshzisd 4 · 0 0

duuuh! now that is a really sad blond joke..... jsut kidding I thought it was grrrreaaat!

2006-09-04 01:06:51 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

haha yeah but still funny ♥

2006-09-04 01:11:13 · answer #6 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0 0

LMFAO That was funny, how dumb can you be lol i would have beat her ***

2006-09-04 01:51:32 · answer #7 · answered by bronxfinest_gurl 1 · 0 0

hahaha...love blonde jokes...post more..lol...

2006-09-04 01:16:28 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

lol..cutey cute!@lol..thx for the laughs!

2006-09-08 00:37:40 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

lmao , i haven't heard that one before but i loved it thanks..

2006-09-04 01:09:13 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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