Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing.
He concludes by saying, "And yesterday, three Brazilian soldiers were killed."
"OH NO!" Mr. Bush exclaims. "That's terrible!"
His staff sits stunned at this sudden outward display of emotion, nervously watching as the president sits, head in hands, almost sobbing.
Finally, the president looks up and asks, "Just how many is a brazillion, anyway?"
2006-09-03 17:52:57 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Yep. Eddukashun! LOL.
2006-09-03 23:47:40 · answer #1 · answered by jfmm 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
There is a teacher teaching sex education to a bunch of 5th graders. She walks to the chalk board and draws a huge penis on the board! She truns to the class and simply asked the class, “Class, does any one know what that is?”
The class sits silently for a second or two than chintoo stands from the back! He yells, “I know what that is! It’s a PENIS! I know cause my dad’s got two!”
“The small one he pee’s from, the big one he brushs the babysitters teeth with
2006-09-07 17:05:49 · answer #2 · answered by ravi_khanna234 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the 1st time I heard this shaggy dog tale grew to become into in 1979 while Carter grew to become into president. You persons who're too youthful to bear in concepts Carter as president...nicely he grew to become into soo undesirable...it grew to become into like Obama on an extremely very sturdy day.
2016-10-01 07:03:31 · answer #3 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great joke, I loved it, just told the fam, they loved it too. Thanks for the laugh.
2006-09-03 18:02:43 · answer #4 · answered by KayGeeTX 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
he he i love bush
2006-09-03 18:46:38 · answer #5 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i love it
2006-09-08 10:29:19 · answer #6 · answered by tikymim 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
silly silly silly but i love it love it love it
2006-09-07 12:39:34 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
this is old too sorry ♥
2006-09-03 17:56:52 · answer #8 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thanks for the laugh..... That is really good.
2006-09-03 18:05:14 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋