Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, ''Tell me, Mary, who created the universe?''
When Mary didn't stir, little Johnny, an altruistic boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. ''God Almighty !'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good'' and Mary fell back to sleep.
A while later the teacher asked Mary, ''Who is our Lord and Savior?'' But Mary didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. ''Jesus Christ!'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good,'' and Mary fell back to sleep.
Then the teacher asked Mary a third question, ''What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?'' And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time Mary jumped up and shouted, ''If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!''
The Teacher fainted.
source -- www.funnyjunk.com
2006-09-03 17:41:35 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol very very funny. i loved it, and thanx for the source...
2006-09-03 19:01:57 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Using our Lords name in vain, yeah, real funny.
2006-09-04 09:45:31 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
An oldie, but still funny.
Thanks for sharing.
2006-09-04 01:39:21 · answer #3 · answered by Dew Drop 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. I love this joke. I laugh every time I hear it. LOL.
2006-09-04 06:51:08 · answer #4 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
its very old but still funny sorry â¥
2006-09-04 00:47:42 · answer #5 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny
i can't stop laughing
tell me more, pliz
2006-09-04 00:51:07 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2006-09-04 00:51:09 · answer #7 · answered by shrsm716 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
too good.
2006-09-04 11:21:33 · answer #8 · answered by tbaby 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
where s tha question???
2006-09-04 00:57:24 · answer #9 · answered by Ben 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
funny!!!!
2006-09-04 00:44:42 · answer #10 · answered by Ducky S 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋