A blonde female police officer pulls over a blonde gal in a convertible sports car for speeding. She walks up to the car and asks the blonde for her driver's license.
The blonde convertible driver searches through her purse in vain. Finally she asks, "What does it look like?"
The blonde police officer tells her, "It's that thing with your picture on it."
The blonde driver searches for a few more seconds, pulls out her compact, opens it and sure enough, sees herself. She hands the compact to the blonde cop.
After a few seconds looking at the compact, the blonde cop rolls her eyes, hands the compact back to the blonde convertible driver and says, "If you would have told me you were a police officer when I first pulled you over, we could have avoided this whole thing."
2006-09-03 17:41:10 · 15 answers · asked by Dew Drop 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Giggle
2006-09-04 11:17:58 · answer #1 · answered by Cali Girl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Got that one in my email last week.
A blonde sees another blonde on the other side of a lake.
"Hey" the first blonde yells, "How do I get to the other side?"
"You are on the other side" the other blonde yells back.
A blonde complains to her husband
I can't get this jigsaw puzzle together, it's supposed to look like a tiger"
Husband replies:
"Put the Frosted Flakes back in the box"
How did the blonde helecoptor pilot explain the crash?
She was getting cold, so she turned off the overhead fan.....
2006-09-04 00:59:24 · answer #2 · answered by mslider2 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What do you get when you turn a blond upside down? A brunette with bad breath!
2006-09-08 15:49:25 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL thats funny cause blonde people are dumb
2006-09-04 02:05:50 · answer #4 · answered by HI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I had not heard it before. I think it is really cute.....
I wondered until the last sentence what the punch line was.
2006-09-04 01:04:10 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
THAT WAS AWSOME!!!LOL! DO YOU KNOW HOW YOU DROWNED A BLONDE? YOU PUT A SCRATCH AND SNIFF STICKER AT THE BOTTOM OF A POOL!!!!
I HOPE YOU LIKED MY JOKE CAUSE I LOVED YOURS!!!!!LOL!!
2006-09-04 00:46:03 · answer #6 · answered by bigmommanova 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha an oldie but a goodie â¥
2006-09-04 00:52:05 · answer #7 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol good one
2006-09-04 02:16:16 · answer #8 · answered by bronxfinest_gurl 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
this is really funny too but I heard it before either by you or someone else here
2006-09-07 22:12:51 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao
2006-09-04 00:48:42 · answer #10 · answered by shrsm716 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋