Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, ''Tell me, Mary, who created the universe?''
When Mary didn't stir, little Johnny, an altruistic boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. ''God Almighty !'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good'' and Mary fell back to sleep.
A while later the teacher asked Mary, ''Who is our Lord and Savior?'' But Mary didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. ''Jesus Christ!'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good,'' and Mary fell back to sleep.
Then the teacher asked Mary a third question, ''What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?'' And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time Mary jumped up and shouted, ''If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!''
The Teacher fainted.
2006-09-03 17:29:50 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
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2006-09-03 17:30:40 · update #1
Josie -- all the necessary details are there.
I thought things were pretty heavy on this site and a little humor would help.
Proverbs 17:22
2006-09-03 18:00:31 · update #2
Oh My Gosh! That's cute!!! Thanks for the laugh!!!
2006-09-03 17:34:29 · answer #1 · answered by Angela M 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
A very enlighting story, try writing you a book. At least Mary was not a violent person cause she wanted to hurt the pen and not the teacher. It shocked the teacher when Mary jumped and she only fainted cause she thought Mary was getting ready to do her something. The teacher was in shocked. Mary did not answer those question perhaps because she did not know and it was wrong for Johnny to stick her and she did get one question right.
Jesus Christ. Did th eteacher know or not that Johnny was the one sticking the girl. Who ws Mary talking too. Story okay --not detailed right.
2006-09-04 00:42:18 · answer #2 · answered by JoJoBa 6 · 1⤊ 3⤋
Thanx, I needed a good laugh today!
2006-09-04 00:37:50 · answer #3 · answered by Hannah 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Using the Lords name in vain, and claiming it to be lighten up a little. No thanks i will stick to my morals. God Bless.
2006-09-04 01:14:01 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
What a good story.
have more?
2006-09-04 00:41:53 · answer #5 · answered by yusri_6446 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LMAO! Thanks!
2006-09-04 00:33:43 · answer #6 · answered by Spookshow Baby 5 · 4⤊ 0⤋