QuiCk!tell me a joke huever tellz me d best joke winz.....!!!!!!
2006-09-03 17:15:30 · 41 answers · asked by rawr! 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
okiez...at least sum1 told me a joke....ey peepz itz just 4 fun...
2006-09-03 17:57:33 · update #1
heheh sum of em wer funnii but i guess i just hav 2 choose 1........!!!!
2006-09-03 18:04:44 · update #2
A woman had a parrot that she took with her everywhere she went.
She would even take the parrot to the club with her when she went
dancing and drinking on Saturday nights. Whenever the woman went onto
the dance floor, the parrot would yell, "The roof, the roof, the roof
is
on fire, we don't need no water-let the muthafukkah burn!
Burn, muthafukkah, burn!" The crowd on the dance floor would always
cheer and holler in appreciation when the parrot would yell. This would
make the parrot yell even more and of course make the crowd go wild.
This
would go on all night long, everytime the parrot went out.
One Sunday morning the woman took the parrot to church and into the
choir stand with her.
And when the choir started to sing, the parrot yelled, "The roof, the
roof,
the roof is on fire, we don't need no water-let the muthafukkah burn!
Burn, muthafukkah, burn! She embarrassingly corrected the parrot,
"No, you don't say that here!!"
The parrot looked around and asked, "Why not? These are the same
muthafukkahs that was at the club last night!!!..
2006-09-03 22:48:16 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
It was the stir of the town when an 80 year old man
married a 20 year old girl. After a year she went into the hospital to give birth. The nurse came out to congratulate the fellow saying "This is amazing. How do you do it at your age?"
He answered " You've got to keep that old motor running." The following year she gave birth again.
The same nurse said "You really are amazing. How do
you do it?"
He again said "You've got to keep the old motor running."
The same thing happened the next year. The nurse said
"You must be quite a man."
He responded "You've got to keep that old motor running."
The nurse then said, "Well, you had better change the
oil. This one is black."
2006-09-03 17:24:33 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Teacher: Who knows what contagious means?
Sarah: when I had chicken pox, my momma said I was contagious.
Teacher: Well, yes, but does anyone know what contagious really means?
Bobby: Sometimes when I have the flu my momma says I am contagious.
Teacher: Is there anyone else here who knows the true meaning of the word " contagious?"
Johnny: I know that word...
Teacher: please tell us.
Johnny: do you recall the snowfall of 2004? well I do, and I can remember my Mom, up on the roof, she was shovelling snow and lost her footing. I remember her falling head first into the snow.......she was stuck....and my Dad said "Its gonna take that **** ages to get out of there!"
2006-09-08 18:56:54 · answer #3 · answered by intergalacticvillian05 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A good try in the English. Your code remembers me J.K. Rowling's usage of english for Hagrid,the gamekeeper of Hogwarts.
2006-09-11 04:57:33 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo mama's so dumb, she thought masturbation was a karate teacher.
Sex is like a card game - if you don't have a good partner you better have a good hand!
Yo Mama is like a drug; everyone does her, but no one admits it.
The Seven Dwarfs were sitting in a tub feeling happy.
So Happy got up and left.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she uses Tickle Me Elmo for a vibrator.
That is all i have for now...if you found those funny email me at prmig15@yahoo.com I hope i won.
2006-09-03 17:22:36 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
this couple was having an argument right before a car trip so they finally just stopped talking to each other...while they were driving..in the country they came across a field of donkeys..the man turned to the woman and said relatives of yours? the woman replied yep..inlaws!
2006-09-10 16:13:28 · answer #6 · answered by lotusdell 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A third grade teacher asked her class if they could compose a sentence using the word "lovely" in it twice. Mary was first to raise her hand and answered "My mother bought me a LOVELY red dress with LOVELY blue bows on it." The teacher said "very good Mary, it's your turn next, Sally." Sally stands up and proudly says "My parents took me on a LOVELY boat trip on the lake and we all had a LOVELY time. "That was good too,Sally" said the teacher, "Johnny, you're next, do you have an example to tell the class? "Yes teacher," says Johnny, "Yesterday, our family was all sitting around the dinner table, when my big sister told my parents that she was pregnant. Well, my dad stopped eating his dinner, looked up at the ceiling, slowly shook his head and said "well, isn't that LOVELY JUST FUKC'N LOVELY."
2006-09-10 20:00:30 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
hahahahahahah thx 4 the 2 pnts!
2006-09-10 15:15:48 · answer #8 · answered by Isabella 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What do you get when you cross a prostitute with an elephant? You get a hooker that will do it for peanuts and never forget you.
(drum roll please)
Have you heard about the new cereral called "Prostitutio's"?
They don't snap crackle and pop, they just lie there and bang.
rotf!!
2006-09-10 11:45:49 · answer #9 · answered by clear_skyzz 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I am so angry because i answered a different Jokes and Riddles question before (not this one) which was a different one, and some clowns rated mine thumbs dowm! Whoever did that, I'm tracking you down!!!
2006-09-11 07:39:32 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋