A man is very ashamed of his penis because of the
size. He has an extremely small penis and doesn't
want his girlfriend to dump him when she sees the
size.
One night when him and his girlfriend are making
out in a dark corner he decides he will show her.
The man unzips his pants, whips out his small
dick, and shoves it into her hand. He sits there
impatiently waiting to see her reaction.
His girlfriend says, "Thanks for offering, but
I don't smoke."
2006-09-03 16:56:42 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That's a good one...real knee slapper
2006-09-03 16:58:54 · answer #1 · answered by 15fsg546rge1rrheljh45hjr90459ty3 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh brutally naughty and funny why 18 and over pfft sorry i broke the rules â¥
2006-09-03 17:03:20 · answer #2 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Loved It!
2006-09-03 20:11:03 · answer #3 · answered by CuervoBMed 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Whoa! Itty bitty teenie weenie!! LOL. LOL.
2006-09-04 00:04:04 · answer #4 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Poor guy... or maybe it should be poor girl!
That was funny
2006-09-03 17:33:47 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
LMAO.
I had better go look for it now, before I read another of your jokes!!
2006-09-03 18:47:47 · answer #6 · answered by Dew Drop 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao, thats pretty funny.
2006-09-03 16:58:57 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao, i get it. and im under 18.
2006-09-04 16:17:28 · answer #8 · answered by Jac 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lmfao!! That was great!
2006-09-03 16:59:23 · answer #9 · answered by Honey Bizzle 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats old
2006-09-03 17:10:40 · answer #10 · answered by jason 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋