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You're ambien is kickin' in and you need to go to bed...

2006-09-03 17:26:09 · answer #1 · answered by Denise W 4 · 1 0

Stop smoking or stand further from the fireplace while you read the Quran

2006-09-04 00:05:16 · answer #2 · answered by Anon 3 · 0 0

er... spontaneous combustion? NO WAY!
paper surely is easy to burn, but UNLESS it's soaked in gasoline, kerosene or other flammable materials and you read it near a fireplace, while smoking, lighting your bong, have an incense lit up nearby, or by your stove, or while turning your barbecue, nothing of that sort would happen.

2006-09-04 00:05:06 · answer #3 · answered by Taurelilómëa-tumbalemorna 5 · 0 0

You are supposed to clean yourself well before you even touch the Quran. Maybe you never heard of it.

2006-09-04 00:08:30 · answer #4 · answered by aisha1929 2 · 0 0

It means you'll be the next "Fantastic 5"

2006-09-04 00:02:01 · answer #5 · answered by sunshine 4 · 0 0

Sitting too close to a lit candle?

2006-09-04 04:14:13 · answer #6 · answered by corintianga 2 · 0 0

It means you should quit smoking near flammable materials

2006-09-03 23:56:50 · answer #7 · answered by Pablo 6 · 0 1

Turn on the air conditioning.

2006-09-03 23:56:32 · answer #8 · answered by emstenb 1 · 0 1

mine caught fire too. and then i started having visions. Have you had any visions yet?

2006-09-04 00:00:49 · answer #9 · answered by jr's Man 1 · 1 0

I think it means that your hands are that hot.

2006-09-04 00:01:02 · answer #10 · answered by chemicalimbalance000 4 · 1 0

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