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2006-09-03 16:19:39 · 16 answers · asked by spyker_roughie 2 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

Listen to neorog, people!
This is the stuff I want!

2006-09-03 16:29:19 · update #1

16 answers

Well, let's take into account that we aren't talking about the smartest girl in the world. Upon learning of her good luck, she would probably twirl her hair for a bit while it sank in, and then say "That's hot."

After about a week of mulling it over, her first wish would most likely be that her sex tape was never released.

Immediately, she would become unknown, and have a failed show. People wouldn't acknowledge her presense, and she would be horrified, so her second wish would be to have things back the way they were.

Right away, she would realize that her sex tape had been released again, so she would fret for a bit, and then make her third wish, that the tape was never released.

2006-09-03 16:34:51 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

Wish 1. Ask for infinity wishes

2006-09-03 23:22:17 · answer #2 · answered by escondido_cinnamon 3 · 0 0

she wish that she could eat anything and never get fat.

then sheed wish for nicole richie to be the fattest girl ever and no matter how hard she tried, couldnt lose wait.

then shed wish for talent.

2006-09-03 23:27:06 · answer #3 · answered by .oh snap.london bridge.oh snap. 3 · 0 0

1.more money 2.death to nicole richie 3.that's hot

2006-09-03 23:33:11 · answer #4 · answered by maddie r 2 · 3 0

A Brain, Courage and a heart.

2006-09-03 23:22:02 · answer #5 · answered by SweetPiper 3 · 1 0

1 that people respect her
2 that she won't be treated like any other stupid blonde
3 that people get to know her first before judging her


sorry... i wanted to put something funny, but i respect Paris Hilton and have no reason to 'besmirch' her reputation, even through a joke... really sorry.

2006-09-04 10:23:41 · answer #6 · answered by Samarah 3 · 0 3

the rest of daddys money!
an air pump to fill her head!
and hair die to make her hair brown so she could be well at least look smart!
have a good night!

2006-09-03 23:28:21 · answer #7 · answered by woohooo 4 · 2 0

A Brain
Some actual talent
and then she'd stop, because there's only so high she can count.

2006-09-03 23:23:39 · answer #8 · answered by Green Arrow 3 · 3 0

hmm..
1. handcuffs?
2. more money
3. every guy in the world =/

she pretty much already owns everything

2006-09-03 23:23:13 · answer #9 · answered by marissa 1 · 0 0

To be pretty.
To be happy.
and of course..."World Peace."

2006-09-03 23:32:52 · answer #10 · answered by NANCY K 6 · 1 0

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