Employer: “In this job we need someone who is responsible.”
Applicant: “I’m the one you want. On my last job, every time anything went wrong, they said I was responsible.”
Q. What did the blonde’s left leg say to her right leg?
A. Between the two of us, we can make a lot of money
A brunette says to a blonde "Look! A dead bird!" and the blonde looks up and says "Where?"
There was a blonde who was taking her kids to Disney Land. When they were about half way there, the blonde say a sign that said "Disney Land Left," so the blonde turned back around and went home.
A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. After a few more he needs to go to the can. He doesn't want anyone to steal his drink so he puts a sign on it saying, "I spat in this beer, do not drink!". After a few minutes he returns and there is another sign next to his beer saying, "So did I!"
2006-09-03 15:21:00 · 21 answers · asked by Andrew Petrucci 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
::yawn::
so reeeee
don't quit your day job honey..
2006-09-03 15:22:50 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I was hoping to see better jokes. What is with the continual jokes about blondes - it's getting a bit stale. I'd like to see jokes about young dark-haired dudes being stupid, that would be more apt. or about young dudes whose hair looks bleached except the roots dark.
2006-09-03 22:23:31 · answer #2 · answered by strawbcat 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A guy walks up to a blonde in a bar and says "Can I buy you a drink?" She says "No..Alcohol has a bad effect on my legs." He says "What? Do they swell up?" She says "No...They open."
2006-09-03 22:25:37 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
THANK YOU!
I told these to my boss today.. he laughed sooooo HARD!
OMG.. he said i was the Best employee Evar!
He gave me a RAISE!.. a new company car, and a larger cubicle!
Oh man.. I am soooo glad you posted those Jokes!
2006-09-06 20:45:38 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha! Those are all pretty funny... I like short jokes - I might be able to pass one on. But I'm a dumb blonde so don't get your hopes up!!! lol!
2006-09-03 22:25:39 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
LOL Those where funny. I liked them, especialljy the blond one about disney land. Thanks for the laugh!
2006-09-03 22:35:13 · answer #6 · answered by O00-ACE-00O 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I could only get the first one, the second one, the fourth one, and the fifth one.
2006-09-03 22:34:23 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Those are kind of lame... I've heard them all before so...
2006-09-03 22:56:08 · answer #8 · answered by xobballxo3 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hah- i like the beer one
2006-09-03 22:33:05 · answer #9 · answered by E 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
hahaha..very funny, especially the first two
2006-09-03 22:24:51 · answer #10 · answered by Santa's little helper 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
they are all pretty good but the last one
2006-09-03 22:23:30 · answer #11 · answered by Plum-Plum 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋