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I went on a date with this guy and he bought me a drink. We were sitting under fluro lights and when he smiled at me his white teeth turned purple. Needless to say, I spat my drink all over his face and laughed with hysteria.
He didn't think this was funny and never invited me out again!

2006-09-03 14:50:42 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Half way through our walk in the park I was struck with a very sudden and severe migraine headache. I ended up puking in some bushes and he was standing there, talking to himself saying, "This always happens to me."

2006-09-03 14:49:37 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I was set up on a blind date by my best friend. The guy that I was to "date" for the night was a complete nerd. I caught him picking his nose during the movie, I was so grossed out, and he goes...Oh.....um.....and then flicked the booger!!!! Date was over as soon as the movie was over!!!

2006-09-03 14:49:48 · answer #3 · answered by dazee052 3 · 0 0

i finally got a date with the woman i thought was the most beautiful. we had left the restaurant and we were walking through the hotel lobby, she sneezed so hard she farted very loudly. i told her she was so pretty that it was like roses, she laughed so hard she ripped another big one. i kissed her and we dated for 5 years . we then broke up for other reasons.

2006-09-04 07:21:30 · answer #4 · answered by iron chef 5 · 0 0

Me and this guy were walking along a path just talking and he FARTED. I just kept on talking and acted like I didn't hear him. Neither one of us said anything but to this day everytime I see him that 's what I think about.....

2006-09-03 14:53:23 · answer #5 · answered by WonderTwit 6 · 0 0

i've got not got faith in god. yet i does not bypass around in simple terms kissing everybody. i think of in case you fairly like somebody do not enable them to.bypass through fact you will basically be apologetic approximately it. i don't think of god could care in case you kissed everybody, he did not ask you to not kiss everybody you made that decision and Its o.k. to alter your recommendations :) My first became beautiful it wasn't that awkward the kiss became somewhat undesirable nevertheless haha yet you study :) i could say permit the guy kiss you and in case you prefer to apply tongues do. bypass slowish do not attempt to devour his face off haha. And juat appreciate it :)

2016-11-24 20:26:45 · answer #6 · answered by wingert 4 · 0 0

WELL it wasnt really funny as it was weird, i had met him but all we did was stare at each other for hours we both knew then we were soul mates, it was as if we had known each other all our lifes,

2006-09-03 14:51:56 · answer #7 · answered by KATIEKAT 4 · 0 0

you know i never really had funy things happen to me on 1st dates...I wait until the second date tohumiliate myself

2006-09-03 14:48:18 · answer #8 · answered by marajjoya 2 · 0 0

hmmmm...well it wasn't first date but i have done many funny things on dates such as tripping, being told by him that i have food in my teeth, choking on my coffee straw when we were in th ecar...etc...ahhh good times

2006-09-03 14:52:09 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I went to McDonalds.

2006-09-03 14:47:22 · answer #10 · answered by Tyron 2 · 0 0

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