THE IRISH DAUGHTER HAD NOT BEEN TO THE HOUSE FOR OVER 5 YEARS. UPON HER RETURN, HER FATHER CUSSED HER; " WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN ALL THIS TIME, YOU INGRATE! WHY DIDN'T YOU WRITE US, NOT EVEN A LINE TO LET US KNOW HOW YOU WERE DOING? WHY DIDN'T YOU CALL? YOU LITTLE TRAMP! DON'T YOU KNOW WHAT YOU PUT YOUR MUM THROUGH??!!"
>THE GIRL, CRYING, REPLIED, "SNIFF, SNIFF... DAD... I BECAME A PROSTITUTE..."
"WHAT!!? OUT OF HERE, YOU SHAMELESS HARLOT! SINNER! YOU'RE A DISGRACE TO THIS FAMILY - I DON'T EVER WANT TO SEE YOU AGAIN!"
"OK, DAD - AS YOU WISH. I JUST CAME BACK TO GIVE MOM THIS LUXURY FUR COAT, TITLE DEEDS TO A TEN BED-ROOMED MANSION, PLUS A SAVINGS ACCOUNT CERTIFICATE FOR £5 MILLION. FOR MY LITTLE BROTHER, THIS GOLD ROLEX, AND FOR YOU DADDY THE SPANKING NEW MERCEDES LIMITED EDITION CONVERTIBLE THAT'S PARKED OUTSIDE PLUS A LIFETIME MEMBERSHIP TO THE COUNTRY CLUB...(TAKES A BREATH)...AN INVITATION FOR YOU ALL TO SPEND NEW YEARS' EVE ON BOARD MY NEW YACHT IN THE RIVIERA, AND...."
>"NOW WHAT WAS IT YOU SAID YOU HAD BECOME?"
> GIRL, CRYING AGAIN, "SNIFF, SNIFF... A PROSTITUTE DAD! SNIFF, SNIFF"
"OH! BE JESUS! - YOU SCARED ME HALF TO DEATH, GIRL! I THOUGHT YOU SAID "A PROTESTANT". COME HERE AND GIVE YOUR OLD MAN A HUG
2006-09-03 14:20:25 · 16 answers · asked by Sangy . 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Best joke ever on this site!
2006-09-03 14:52:31 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's Funny!
2006-09-03 21:22:15 · answer #2 · answered by Skipper1974 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha thats great!
2006-09-03 22:52:15 · answer #3 · answered by Amanda D 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Unh! Unh! How can her father let her do that? He's not right!
2006-09-03 22:26:05 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol thats funny!
2006-09-03 21:22:49 · answer #5 · answered by [blahh] ™ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha its an oldie lol â¥
2006-09-03 21:36:18 · answer #6 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i want a mercedes
2006-09-03 21:23:18 · answer #7 · answered by hey! 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao
2006-09-03 22:46:46 · answer #8 · answered by xknyghtmayre 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yep...why does that ring true?
2006-09-03 21:30:14 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. Good one.
2006-09-03 23:06:22 · answer #10 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋