You know like:
You must be a parking ticket cause you got fine written all over you.
Just for loughs though, best one gets 10 points.
2006-09-03 14:09:13 · 24 answers · asked by Bob Chaves 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Baby, you sure are built like a brick and this must be your lucky day cuz' I'm a Bricklayer!
2006-09-04 15:50:48 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see! 3
Baby, I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock! 3
Did you clean your pants with Windex? I can practically see myself in them. 5
Do you have a boyfriend? [No] Want one? [Yes] Well, when you want a MANfriend, come and talk to me. 4
Do you want to see something swell? 4
Excuse me, but you have a beep on your nose. What? (Reach up and gently squeeze her nose) BEEP! 7
Excuse me, I'm a little short on cash, would you mind if we shared a cab home together? 6
Hey babe, wanna make an easy fifty bucks? 2
Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you. 4
I am conducting a field test of how many woman have pierced nipples. 2
I know I don't look like much now, but I'm drinking milk. 2
I'd marry your cat just to get in the family. 5
I've gotta thirst, baby, and you smell like my Gatorade. 1
My friend and I have a bet that you won't take off you blouse in a public place. 2
No, I'm not a cop. What can I get for fifty bucks? 2
Pardon me miss, I seem to have lost my phone number, could I borrow yours? 6
Pardon me, are you in heat?! 2
Should I call you in the morning or nudge you? 5
So, you're a girl huh? 6 1
Stand back, I'm a doctor. You go get an ambulance, I'll loosen her clothes. 1
Want to come see my HARD DRIVE? I promise it isn't 3.5 inches and it ain't floppy. 2
Would you like to come over to my place later? You can bring some friends because my face seats five. 2
You know how they say skin is the largest organ? Not in my case.
2006-09-03 21:40:28 · answer #2 · answered by John S 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Am I dead, Angel? Cause this must be heaven! 23 4
Are you busy tonight at 3:00 A.M.? 7 0
Are you lost ma'am? Because heaven is a long way from here. 0 0
Are you O.K.? Because heaven is a long fall from here. 2 0
(As s/he is leaving) Hey aren't you forgetting something? S/he: What? Me! 3 0
Baby, somebody better call God, cuz he's missing an angel! 3 0
Bond. James Bond. 41 40 (Lost. Get Lost.)
Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the man/woman of my dreams. OR: I want to call your mother and thank her. 0 0
Did it hurt? S/he: Did what hurt? When you fell out of heaven? 3 1
Do you come here often? 0 0
Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes.
2006-09-03 21:11:38 · answer #3 · answered by Bear Naked 6 · 1⤊ 3⤋
are u from tenesee cuz ur the onli ten i see.
if i could rearrange the alphabet i would put U and I together
u must be jamaican cuz ur jamaican me crazy
I lost my phone #, can I have yours
Can I have a pic of u, I can show Santa what I want 4 Christmas.
2006-09-03 21:20:11 · answer #4 · answered by .oh snap.london bridge.oh snap. 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A guy came up to me in a bar and said "I'm so good in bed,after we make love you wont be able to walk'' I'm thinking , is that a good thing? I mean, I want to get laid but I don't want to be a cripple.
2006-09-03 22:47:04 · answer #5 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i hope your not asking this question so you can actually use these in life..they never work...only if the girl is a retard then it might work on her...ha ha ok heres a few:
if i could rearrange the alphabet i would put u and i together
are those space pants?...cause your a$$ is out of this world
2006-09-03 21:12:46 · answer #6 · answered by Maria 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Let's go to Hawaii. We can stay on the island of ComeonIwannalayya.
2006-09-03 21:58:55 · answer #7 · answered by kitten lover3 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Is your name Mary? My ex-wife is Mary and you look just like her. I think you might be her. So let's go home and pretend we're married.
I really like women with straight hair. Will you straighten your hair so I can ask you out?
You're so hot I can hear your butt sizzling like bacon frying in a pan.
If you don't go home with me, I am going to commit suicide.
I love women who tell me no. Will you have sex with me?
2006-09-03 21:17:17 · answer #8 · answered by gmpranis1 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Let's rearrange the alphabet and put the U and I together
2006-09-03 22:25:20 · answer #9 · answered by kevin 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What do you say we go back to my place and do some math? Add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and multiply!
stupid but funny :)
2006-09-03 21:13:54 · answer #10 · answered by Quahogian 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋