2006-09-03 13:33:48 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Health ➔ Other - Health
when i was working on a building site this guy used insulating fibreglass ......ouch .....never saw him again lmao.....me ,wet jay cloth
2006-09-03 15:20:11 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny you should ask. I went on a fishing trip with my friend and he had to take a dump really bad. He went into the woods for privacy. He had to toilet paper, so he picked up a bunch of leaves. Turns out those leaves happened to be poison ivy. Needless to say, he had an itchy bung hole!
2006-09-03 13:40:37 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
whatever is handy
if public toilet, try the safety covers for the seats, newspapers in a pinch, or sneak out and get some paper towels (ouch)
2006-09-03 13:35:16 · answer #3 · answered by larry n 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
In days of old
when knights were bold
and toilet paper wasn't invented
They wiped their a ss
on tufts of grass
and went their way contented.
2006-09-03 13:38:19 · answer #4 · answered by poppy vox 4 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Short answer: The Shower
2006-09-03 13:35:11 · answer #5 · answered by Jamie 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I've used tissues or kitchen roll when i've been caught short.
2006-09-04 06:39:40 · answer #6 · answered by jlb 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The Irish Times is not designed for this purpose, but will suffice.
2006-09-03 14:03:10 · answer #7 · answered by William G 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
pages from the telephone book, magazines, newspapers, catalogues, etc. without their availability I'd use leaves, an immediate bath in a brook, stream, river, lake, etc.
2006-09-03 13:37:35 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Try tearing pages out of the bible. The paper is soft and doesn't irritate your butt.
2006-09-03 13:36:56 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Socks.
2006-09-03 13:34:49 · answer #10 · answered by newt_peabody 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋