If his smooth talking landed him 3 dates with 3 women on the same night and he can't break any of them. 1 is the boss's daughter, 1 is a hot blonde, and 1 is a sweet old fashioned girl with a lovely laugh.
2006-09-03 13:15:59 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Okay here's the plan. 3 miracles in 3 hours!! GO!
Hour 1 Cocktails with Hot Blonde
Water into Wine miracle, but He leaves.
Hour 2 Main Dinner with Boss's Daughter
Loaves and Fishes outta nuthin miracle to impress the boss, but He leaves.
Hour 3 and forevermore. Blessed are the pure in heart, for they shall see God. Matthew 5:8.
Bet that was an unexpected answer....
2006-09-03 13:37:33 · answer #1 · answered by turtle girl 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
looks like jesus isnt gettin any of them, unless he can figure out a way to keep them away from each other and clueless. but jesus has to ask himself, does he want a clueless girlfriend?
if you are talkin about the christian jesus, then well the boss would be the christian god, i expect, and seeing how he's the boss's son, the boss's daughter would be his sister. so you can drop her, and its down to 2. do you think jesus would go for a hot blonde? and is the old fashioned girl ugly? it shouldnt matter, but if she isnt, then i dont see much of a decision to make... dump the blonde. go with the laugher.
2006-09-03 20:18:08 · answer #2 · answered by lostcause8436 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Okay, first of all the bosses daughter would be his sister. The hot Blondie wouldn't pay him attention because she thinks he is gay with the robe. So he is stuck with the old fashioned girl at the stable. LOL
2006-09-03 20:25:55 · answer #3 · answered by aggie 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That is why Jesus didn't stay around here. He has got a lot better things to do than to waste time roaming around this earth.
Jesus is God - He is already in a marriage of Divine Love and Divine Wisdom.
2006-09-03 20:21:24 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Jesus followed the Word of the Lord. If He indeed met three women on the same night, I'm sure He would introduce each of them to the Lord and offer forgiveness for their souls. He would choose to "save" all of them and help them enjoy eternal life in the Lord's heavenly kingdom.
2006-09-03 20:20:15 · answer #5 · answered by TJMiler 6 · 1⤊ 2⤋
If Jesus existed - which he didn't - he wouldn't be in that position because everyone knows...jesus was bi-sexual and when he picked a female, he preferred whores. Yet surprisingly, Christian extremist think prostitution is wrong....GO FIGURE>
2006-09-03 20:23:28 · answer #6 · answered by rab2344 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
jesus doesnt smooth talk, or get 3 dates with 3 women....
2006-09-03 20:22:10 · answer #7 · answered by iloveyouthismuchok 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
That's why Jesus' dad made Breakfast, Lunch, and Dinner.
2006-09-03 20:21:04 · answer #8 · answered by Erik E 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Take them all to Mass.
2006-09-03 20:19:23 · answer #9 · answered by Debra M. Wishing Peace To All 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Well I'm sure he'd work some kind of miracle....
2006-09-03 20:18:04 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋