2006-09-03 12:51:07 · 18 answers · asked by ? 6 in Society & Culture ➔ Etiquette
As an Avon lady with extremely callipygous buttocks, I resemble that remark!
2006-09-03 12:54:13 · answer #1 · answered by ebemdpa 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not only must you give her a wedgie, she is likely wondering why you haven't done so yet. Follow the wedgie up with a friendly ice-frozen water ballon. Who ever gets tired of that fun gag?
2006-09-04 01:50:06 · answer #2 · answered by zombie_togo 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes, as long as you pull her pantyhose (Page 9, $5.49 US) up over her head like Pee Wee Herman in his giant underwear. A wet-willy would be a nice aperitif (the American kind with your saliva-covered finger stuck into her ear, although the Brit kind would be much more fun for me to perform.)
She'd probably be amused to receive a peanut-butter covered marital aid device as well, if she has done an exceptional job. Which, as one can tell by your makeup, she most certainly has. I'm ready to Fly United this very moment so that we can fly united.
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2006-09-04 12:41:50 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Install a rusty fishermans hook next to your front door. This will be most useful in the event of the forcefull abduction of her underwear and panties to the level of her dainty bra strap. Once that action is successful, the hook will be just the restraining device the doctor ordered... to keep her high and dry as the tide comes in.
Duct tape optional.
2006-09-03 20:31:02 · answer #4 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When you hear
"Ding-Dong....Avon calling"
open the door with shirt with Red Food Coloring splattered all over it.....that oughtta do it.
2006-09-03 21:49:03 · answer #5 · answered by Moma 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
try pulling an edwards scissor hands on her.
avon calling!
CUT
2006-09-03 19:52:22 · answer #6 · answered by the howdy poke 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Avon has you on their shitt list. It's based on everything you touch.
2006-09-03 19:54:32 · answer #7 · answered by Grist 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
They were on sale this month, pg. 23 of the catalog. I'm sure she has one. How about a knuckle sandwich?
2006-09-03 19:53:17 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Just sic the dog on her.
I do that to the Jehova Witnesses and it is so nice.
2006-09-03 19:53:22 · answer #9 · answered by Biker 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
noogies and a flaming avon bag of poop on the porch out to do it!
2006-09-03 20:57:58 · answer #10 · answered by CWB 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋