I have to write down the worst jokes I know for this one theater class i'm in. Please Please help!!!
2006-09-03 12:28:35 · 24 answers · asked by gigglywiggly426 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
What is brown and sticky?
A stick
2006-09-03 12:47:23 · answer #1 · answered by It's Ray 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Here are the top 10 WORST piano jokes of the year.........
10. What do a vacuum cleaner and an electric piano have in common.
Answer: Both suck when you plug them in.
9. What does a piano player dream about?
Answer: Sheet music.
8. What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?
Answer: A flat minor.
7. What's the difference between a piano accompanianist and a terrorist?
Answer: You can negotiate with a terrorist.
6. How do you make a million dollars playing the piano? Answer: Start with two million.
5. How do you get two piano players to play in perfect unison?
Answer: Shoot one.
4. Did you hear about the piano player who played in rhythm?
Answer: Neither did I.
3. What's the difference between a piano and an onion?
Answer: No one cries when you chop up a piano.
2. What did the piano player get on his IQ test?
Answer: Drool.
1. What's the difference between a medium pizza and a piano player?
Answer: A pizza can feed a family of four.
2006-09-03 20:45:54 · answer #2 · answered by beautiful 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pastor tells the congregation to donate tithes and offering during the visit from a famous televangelist. He says that God needs your money One guy says why is God broke. Pastor says no, he owns the cattle on a thousand hills. All of the silver and gold is his. Guy says, well God is doing better than me. Why dont you ask him for the money for your new mercedes convertable
2006-09-03 20:45:22 · answer #3 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
This isn't exactly what you asked for, it happens to be a very good joke:
"It's the blind man."
Dripping wet she throws a towel loosely around her waist and throws the door open.
He says, "Nice breasts! Now where do you want these binds hung?">
. . . might work better if you act it out playing both parts . . .
2006-09-03 19:48:00 · answer #4 · answered by Freesumpin 7 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Man goes into doctor's surgery and, after an examination, the doctor says "I can only give you ten to live..."
"Ten what, Doc? Months? Days"
The doctor replies: "Nine!"
2006-09-03 20:32:30 · answer #5 · answered by Super Sonic Tony 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Knock Knock
Who's There?
Me
Me Who?
Me
Hee-Hee I Made Dat Up :]
2006-09-03 20:14:09 · answer #6 · answered by - Alexis. 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
My wife made me join a bridge club. I jump off next Tuesday.
Last week I saw my psychiatrist. I told him, "Doc, I keep thinking I'm a dog." He told me to get off his couch.
One night I came home. I figured, let my wife come on. I'll play it cool. Let her make the first move. She went to Florida.
My father was stupid. He worked in a bank and they caught him stealing pens.
2006-09-03 20:47:00 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
After I was born the doctor circumcised me. It hurt so bad I couldn't walk for a year.
Ba dump bump!
2006-09-03 20:02:12 · answer #8 · answered by Silverbulletday 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
What did the chicken say to the human?
Please dont eat me.
2006-09-03 20:39:57 · answer #9 · answered by billyidolrb 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
3 white horses jumped in a mud puddle!
2006-09-03 20:03:52 · answer #10 · answered by ~MissM~ 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Why did the robber take a bath?
To make a clean get away!
2006-09-03 19:33:26 · answer #11 · answered by gymnastics617 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋