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The difference is that a proctologist checks out your rectum for your health and a police checks out your rectum for $$$$$$$ .

The police departments are recruiting Rectum Checkers out of gay newspapers. They're looking for a few good men to look up many men's rectums.

So if you're gay and you like to force your selves upon other men then go to your local police department and join the force.

The few the proud, Rectum Checkers.

The Gay Men in Blue. Why do you think they call their magazine Blueboy.

The men in blue.

Gay Pride, Gay Power, with big guns, a license to kill, a license to look up your rectum, a license to grab your *** and cock.

Gay Power.

2006-09-03 11:22:46 · 15 answers · asked by Freedom patriot 1 in Politics & Government Law Enforcement & Police

15 answers

The police don't make as much. You have some anal retentive issues. I agree you need some counseling. We are tired of answering your constant questions about an anus. You need to stay out of jail, or prison, so you can protect your butt. I think you have some sick fetish and get off on the comments.

2006-09-03 11:44:14 · answer #1 · answered by bsure32 4 · 1 0

Bad news, Bozo. The proctologist does NOT check your rectum for your health. He checks your rectum for $$$ to send his kids to college and to put spoke hubcaps on his Lexus. If you believe your proctologist is Dr. Marcus Welby M.D. and really gives a rat's rear about your health, well, I've got some swampland in Florida I'd like to sell to you.

Now, go pay your ticket like a good boy, and stop getting into trouble with the law.

2006-09-03 11:44:47 · answer #2 · answered by scruffycat 7 · 0 0

Wow dude...what is this thing about rectums with you? Every question from you is about police checking your rectum! What the heck gives?

2006-09-03 11:24:52 · answer #3 · answered by Paladin 4 · 1 0

I wanted to be a proctologist; but their job really stinks. SoI decedided to be an OB/GYN, to see the light at the end of the tunnel

2006-09-03 11:28:54 · answer #4 · answered by Doctor Ashley 2 · 1 0

What's the deal with this guy and a$$holes? Because he's gay and he's jealous that they won't do a cavity search on him.

2006-09-03 11:33:38 · answer #5 · answered by ? 3 · 0 0

one has a medical degree and the other has a year 10 pass.

2006-09-03 11:25:03 · answer #6 · answered by skettopolis 4 · 0 0

Police!!! i so want 2 be 1

2006-09-03 11:24:16 · answer #7 · answered by blingme4eva 1 · 0 2

yea... but the proctologist gets paid a hell of a lot more to do it!

2006-09-03 11:30:32 · answer #8 · answered by Ebony B 2 · 1 0

They are not doing that. You're misinformed. You've asked three questions about this...

2006-09-03 11:25:30 · answer #9 · answered by Justsyd 7 · 1 0

Dude, whatever happened to you - you need counseling. No one else that undergoes a cavity search is this fixated on it....

2006-09-03 11:31:09 · answer #10 · answered by grim reaper 5 · 2 1

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