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Okay. after I take a shower I always clean out my ears with Q-tips.
One day me ear really hurt when I cleaned it out and there was so much **** on it. Eww... Umm, I smelled it and it was not normal at all. I tries cleaning it out with alcohol and it ******* burned like hell. i think I passed out or something. Yeah, now it's all dried out and krusty but it still hurt pretty bad when I try to clean it out. I don't wanna go to the doctors cuz they'll like put some strange chip in my ear. I know they do it. Why does the government do that to us? What they think that we dont know? It's one of those devices that tracks where you are huh?
Yeah well what should I do about the **** in my ear?

2006-09-03 10:55:29 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Health Other - Health

27 answers

It sounds to me like you have an ear infection since you noticed a foul odor and had an unusual type of drainage. When cleaning your ears with a Q-tip, you should only be cleaning the outer ear, not attempting to clean the inner ear. Otherwise you run the risk of puncturing the ear drum, which you might have already done.

Obviously, you found out you should never put alcohol (or any object) into your ear. You HAVE to go to the Dr to get an antibiotic to make the infection go away. If you don't, the infection could spread to your brain (which it may have already done). And in that case, the Dr can treat you for both. Right? Just tell him everything you told us. And I bet you a thousand buck$, he won't put a chip in your ear, okay?

2006-09-03 11:17:07 · answer #1 · answered by Nancy L 4 · 1 0

You should never put a Q-tip or anything else in your ear canal. Try lying on your side and pouring some peroxide in your ear and let it sit there for a few minutes. If there is anything in your ear, (even if a chip has been inplanted in there) it will bring it out and it shouldn't burn like the alcohol.

2006-09-03 17:59:22 · answer #2 · answered by Maymie 3 · 0 0

As Dave Chapelle would say WwwwhaaaaaT!
I use a q-tip with peroxide. youdip the q-tip in the peroxide then you put the q-tip in your ear let it sit there for about 60 seconds you will feel it working it tingles. Now about that chip WwwwwhaaaaT!

2006-09-03 18:05:46 · answer #3 · answered by mdboomskwad.mc4u 4 · 0 0

I think your question should be in the mental health section, dude! Nobody is going to put a chip in your ear! You've been watching too much Sci-Fi Channel, and you should go to a Dr.!

2006-09-03 17:58:56 · answer #4 · answered by retardedpossum 2 · 0 0

if this is happen since long its better go n see doctor and take his help...may be there is some infection which can be cured with some ear drops... however if its not older than a week wait for it to heal on its own may be their is some boil which u troubling again n again n its not getting dried to heal... take care

2006-09-03 18:02:40 · answer #5 · answered by AM 3 · 0 0

Sounds like you may have punctured the gel pack insulation that the government uses to ensure a snug fit of the tracking devices they've embedded in each of us.

They now know you know.....Oh Oh!

2006-09-03 18:03:48 · answer #6 · answered by Canadian Ken 6 · 0 0

The man ain't out to get you OK. Just go to the doctor and he will give you some antibiotics to fix your ear. You have just scratched your eardrum with those Q-tips.

2006-09-03 18:06:45 · answer #7 · answered by sometimessusie 2 · 0 0

You should worry more about your state of mind then whats wrong with you ear. Oh wait i got it.... they already put a chip in there now they know your every thought sight and everything you smell to.....your screwed now buddy

2006-09-03 18:04:07 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Sounds like you had an ear infection. Or just a build up of wax.

2006-09-03 18:03:30 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Try ear candling-- it feels really good and it naturally gets all the **** out. I swear by it!!! You can get ear candles at GNC, some grocery stores in the health and beauty department, or any natural food stores

2006-09-03 18:01:42 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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