Im going thru such a dry spell..think its cuz my budget is at a low point,anyway been thinking about setteling for some not so pretty girls to satisfy my manly urges,but god are they cows!How do I do it?
2006-09-03 10:18:08 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
close ur eyes and put a bag over her head haaaaaaa
2006-09-03 10:21:10 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
You are such a bad lier, you probably cannot even get a girl to like you you are just living an online fantasy and you are so pathetic that you don't even notice how ridiculous you sound, guys like you actually make me feel sorry for them, i wonder what kind of kicks you got when you were just a young asshole
2006-09-03 10:30:06 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
What do you mean... that your in a dry spell because your budget is at a low point.. what have you been doing, calling up the local escort service to get women.. you have haven't you.... and now that you are low on cash, they offering you a discount on the unattractive girls? I'm right aren't I?
Honestly here is what you should do to physce yourself up before getting it on with Betsy Moo Moo...
go in the bathroom with some chemical hair remover, and rub it all over your balls, ... fat gurls love smooth balls... go ahead and put some up crack of your anus too... leave it on for 45 minutes.... while waiting for time to pass... light a match... that should get you good and fired up before your escapades to take care of your urges... you dumb piece of snail vomit!
2006-09-03 10:24:53 · answer #3 · answered by someone s 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
You are pathetic. If you can't get any "pretty girls" it's probably because you're not so hot yourself. Why not do the REAL cows instead since men like you are such ANIMALS!
2006-09-03 10:22:54 · answer #4 · answered by Tina 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
place a paperbag over her face and punch some holes so she could breath or just close ur eyes. hint: but if u see that the girl wants u to do the same thing u should take a hint
2006-09-03 10:32:54 · answer #5 · answered by latoya j 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's like not being able to get a bottled water and settling for water from your toilet. Dude, just do it in the dark, or paper bags work wonders.
2006-09-03 10:21:09 · answer #6 · answered by zelgadiss 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
1st thing u r a jerk!!! this gurl does not desirve u!!! ur a man sovanistic pig!!! u need to get a life!!! ur the reason y chicks think guys r assholes!!! i have a really hot bf n i am not so hot but he is sweet n really cares n ur just a **** face that all he wants is sux!!!!!!!
2006-09-03 11:02:20 · answer #7 · answered by BlondeCheerChick 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Thanks to guys like you,with posts such as these it really gives the rest of us a bad rap. Try banging your head against the wall repeatedly until some sense kicks in! Thanks
2006-09-03 14:16:41 · answer #8 · answered by matt 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Get ur self a little drunk and hope that yo u hit the right crack.Ha!!!
2006-09-03 10:28:22 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Shoot yourself in the chest, during your last few minutes of life you will take anything you can get and be happy with it. B-Yotch
2006-09-03 10:55:01 · answer #10 · answered by Badswife_69 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋