The defendent please takes to the stand. and here are three more..
What do you say to a working Chav?
Large coke and fries please.
What do you call a Chav in a box?
Innit
What do you call a Chav in a filling cabinet?
Sorted
2006-09-03 10:17:13 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
good but herd better!
1) what do u call a chav in a vault? SAFE
2) What do u call a female chav in a white tracksuit? THE BRIDE!
3)Why are Chavs like slinkies?
THEY HAVE NO REAL USE BUT ITS GREAT TO WATCH ON FALL DOWN THE STAIRS!
4)You're in your car and you see a Chav on a bike, why should you try not to hit him?
IT MIGHT BE YOUR BIKE!
5)Two Chavs in a car without any music. Who's driving?
THE POLICE
6)What do you call a chav with 9 GCSE's?
A LIAR.
7)Why is 3 chavs going over a cliff in a Nova a shame?
A NOVA HAS 4 SEATS
8)How many chavs does it take to change a lightbulb?
ONE THEY'LL SCREW ANYHING
9)What do you call 100 chavs at the bottom of a river?
A START
10) What do you call a Chav at college?
THE CLEANER.
2006-09-03 10:39:22 · answer #1 · answered by Nicolala 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
brill!!!! by the way a chav is a common street bod who dresses in fake designer gear and if by chance the clothes are real then there's 100% chance it'a nicked... come under the same kind of group as hoodies
2006-09-03 11:22:25 · answer #2 · answered by thenickistar 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm with xknyghtmayre, What the hell is a Chav??
OK, everybody else knows but me and him. What the hell man?
2006-09-03 10:25:59 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The accused
2006-09-05 02:05:08 · answer #4 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What do chavs use for protection when having sex?
A bus shelter!!!!
2006-09-03 10:26:32 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
i'm a chav wot of it me and my friends constantly tuck our trackies into our socks coz it makes you look clean! we don't placed on something trackies tucked into socks constantly and continuously!
2016-11-24 20:11:18 · answer #6 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the hell is a chav?
2006-09-03 10:22:13 · answer #7 · answered by xknyghtmayre 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey bastard, give me my suit back!
2006-09-03 10:21:21 · answer #8 · answered by stef555stef 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sweet
2006-09-03 10:24:10 · answer #9 · answered by tanjaneeka 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
what do u call chave in a box which is locked???
A.... SAFE
2006-09-05 10:43:30 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋