If there is no God, then who pushes up the next tissue in the tissue box?
2006-09-03 09:58:44 · 24 answers · asked by Grant 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
i realize that its the way they are folded i was just trying to brighten up your day. =)
2006-09-03 10:08:06 · update #1
What an old joke
2006-09-03 09:59:56 · answer #1 · answered by . 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hello!! :o) Just mention the name 'God' and lots of people grab their old soapbox and blab on about something that has nothing to do with nothing. I thought your message was cute. The next time I need more than one tissue - I'll be sure to thank God!! Have a great day!! Craig!! :o)
2006-09-03 17:35:33 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes, I believe there is a higher being ... and there is no need to call it anything other than "The Creator".
I don't believe all things created or happened "by accident".
And I think the Big Bang theory is nothing more than Man understanding how The Creator made everything.
2006-09-03 22:15:27 · answer #3 · answered by LibraHorse 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
God is absolutely real. I honestly don't understand how someone could believe that there is no God just by looking around at one's surroundings and the way things work together. If someone would like to tell me why they don't believe in God, feel free (bestrongyourok@yahoo.com). God has been my absolute rock for the daily junk that comes my way. I KNOW He's real!
2006-09-03 17:08:13 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I believe in a higher power. Not God necessarily, but a higher power. As for the Kleenex, thank you for making me smile. Some people get so uptight. It was a little light humor people, not gospel!
2006-09-10 14:00:08 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
In as much as I was not around to see how everything came into being (and neither were you),I say, "I don't know ..... YET!" To assume that some god, my less than intellectual ancestors made up, instantaneously farted the universe into being, is absurd
2006-09-03 17:15:04 · answer #6 · answered by iknowtruthismine 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes Im born again
You can handle the tissues yourself...very simple..
2006-09-03 17:01:36 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
the tissue before PULLS the tissue out of the box.
Just like we pull our fellow man up.
2006-09-03 17:01:14 · answer #8 · answered by Ragdollfloozie is Pensive! 7 · 1⤊ 2⤋
I beleave in God but not becouse of the tissue box. he sent Jesus ( yeshua ) to save me from sin
2006-09-03 17:01:27 · answer #9 · answered by Mim 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
YES I do,and you should not joke around like that because as you read this answer you need to stop for a minute ,,,,,,,,the next breath you inhale god gave it to you.he give life to us so don't joke around like that because he can take your next breath away as easy as he can give it my god is everything to me without him i am nothing.my god bless you as he has blessed me.
2006-09-03 17:10:56 · answer #10 · answered by Tina H 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋