Just make sure they aren't any of mine.
Yo momma is so poor when she was kicking an empty can down the road I asked her what she was doing, she said, " I'm movin'! "
Yo momma is so fat when she went to Japan the Sumo Wrestlers came up to her singing, " We are family! "
Yo momma is so dumb she took a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Yo momma is so dumb she stared at a juice carton because it said 'concentrate'.
Yo momma is so fat, each time she walks by the t.v. I miss 2 seasons of Naruto.
Yo momma is so fat no one else could get a seat on the bus.
Can you compete with that?
2006-09-03 09:55:20 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Good.
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2006-09-05 19:06:47 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 3⤋
just some of my faves....
yo momma so stupid, she threw a rock at the ground and missed
yo momma so ugly, i saw her walkin down the street with a pig, and when i asked her what was she doing? the pig said "i won her"
yo mommas so stupid, i told her drinks were on the house, so she went and got a ladder
yo mommas so stupid when u were born she saw the umbilical cord and said "look it comes with cable too"
yo mommas so stupid she invented silent car alrams
yo mommas so stupid she somehow got fired from a bl0w j0b
yo mommas so ugly she looked out the window and got arrested for indecent exposure
yo mommas so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for halloween
yo mommas so old she left her pure on noah's ark
yo mommas so old even yoda got jealous
yo mommas so old she recalls when the Grand Canyon was a ditch
yo mommas so greasy her freckles slipped off
Yo Mama like a television - even a 2 year old can turn her on!
2006-09-03 17:37:50 · answer #2 · answered by .oh snap.london bridge.oh snap. 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
yo momma is so fat that when she wore a yellow coat people started shoutingTHE SKY IS FALLING.
yo momma is so fat that she comes from both sides of the family.
yo momma is poor that when u went to her house and asked to use the restroom she said pick a corner.
yo momma is so stupid she tried to drown a fish.
2006-09-03 18:02:23 · answer #3 · answered by ze mage's world 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Your momma so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck
Your momma so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes
Your momma so fat she went to the ocean and the whales began singing "we are family"
You momma so fat she went to seaworld to be baptized
you momma so fat when she went to lay on the beach everyone screamed BEECHED WHALE
thats all for now...and yes i can compete with that, lol. but you had some good ones too..i had a rendition on the summo wrestlers tho..sorry i never heard it told that way
2006-09-03 17:07:57 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
yo mammas so fat when she saw a bus of white people go by she said "Twinkie!!!"
yo mammas so stupid when she threw a rock at the ground she missed!
your mommas so fat when her beeper goes off people thinks shes backing up!
your mommas so fat people jog around her for exercise!
your mom so stupid when your dad said it was chilly outside she ran out side with a spoon!
your momma so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!!!
can anyone compeat with that?!?!?!?
2006-09-03 17:23:14 · answer #5 · answered by gub gub 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Yo mamma is so ugly she bent down to pet her cat and it was the hair on her legs !
Yo mama is so ugly her kidnappers ransome note said , give us five thousand dollars or you'll see your mama again !
Yo mama is so ugly she went to the doctor and told him she swallowed a bottle of sleeping pills , he told her to have a few drinks and get some rest !
Yo mama is so ugly that when she told her psychiatrist she felt like a dog , he told her to get off his couch !
2006-09-03 20:58:33 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yo momma is so fat that when she put on a yellow raincoat, a kid said " Look mom! The sun!."
Yo momma is so poor that when someone sat on a bike, she said " Hey! Get off my car!"
Yo momma's house is so dirty that the welcome mat said " Please wipe your feet after entering the house."
2006-09-03 18:01:46 · answer #7 · answered by Big Boss the Philosopher 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
your mamas teeth are soo yellow i cant beleive its not buttta.
yo mamma so stupid she got fired in the mm's factory for throwing all the w's.
yo mama so stupid she got locked in the supermarket and starved to death.
Yo moma is so fat, when she takes one step everybody yells "EAERTHQUAKE"!!!
Yo mamma is so fat that when she went into an elevator it started going down without pressing any buttons.
Yo mama's so ugly that when she went to the store, a woman came up to her and said "Halloween isn't until next month -- why are you wearing your costume now?"
Yo' mama so ugly, she looked in the closet and the Boogie Man quit.
love,
princess_funes
2006-09-03 17:41:27 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
yo momma so dumb she climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side !
2006-09-03 16:59:40 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
yo momma teeth so crooked when she smile people think she throwin up gang signs..
yo momma so old she went into an antique store and they wanted to keep her
2006-09-03 18:51:57 · answer #10 · answered by Tiff Tiff 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋