The Grand Old Duke of york only had ten thousand men
2006-09-03 09:41:47 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
just 4 more
What is the similarity between a middle aged Chav woman's legs, and The Beatles? They haven't been together since the 70's
Whats the difference between a Chav and a computer?
You can punch information into a computer.
What's the difference between a phone battery and a chav just out of prison?
The battery will last at least a couple of days before being charged again.
How do you make a chav run faster?
Tuck a car stereo under his arm.
2006-09-03 09:46:41 · update #1
What do u say to a Chav with a job?
Big Mac please.
Two chavs jump off a cliff, who wins?
Society.
Two Chavs are in a car and no music is playing, who is driving?
The police
Whats the difference between a Chav and a coconut?
One's thick and hairy and the other one is a coconut.
What do Chavs use as protection during sex?
A bus shelter
How does a Chav girl turn the lights out after sex?
She shuts the car door.
2006-09-03 09:56:39 · answer #1 · answered by Princess415 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
oh yes and as The Grand Old Duke of York bent over, someone remarked that was wearing a bit thin ..... having had ten thousand men and all...... :-)
2006-09-03 09:47:53 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
bit rude to chavs there, but lol the same
2006-09-03 09:50:05 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha that is so true... who would want to be a chav girl?
2006-09-03 09:45:55 · answer #4 · answered by muggle 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
2 pts
2006-09-03 09:44:22 · answer #5 · answered by foxyasfcuk 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
chav girls are chavettes
thats cool made me laugh
2006-09-03 09:49:51 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Woz waiting for someone to tell a good joke!
xxx
2006-09-03 09:44:47 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i take it you dont like chavs then.. well very funny anyway
2006-09-06 22:17:24 · answer #8 · answered by sam_j_watts 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha
2006-09-03 20:30:30 · answer #9 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats good!!
2006-09-03 09:45:36 · answer #10 · answered by Minnie M 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋