My nephew and I were playing Candy-land, (the old fashion board game) one day, when he jumps up, says "Hit Pause, Auntie! I gotta pee!" He took off like a light and I laughed till I had to pee too!
2006-09-03 13:03:25
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answered by Mamadog 3
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In the beginning of the movie, you know how they have the (FBI) warning, my son would always look for this, and say..."This must be a good movie".
Late at night, before we had cable....at the end of airing the broadcast station, white noise would come on and make that sshhhshh sound.....and play the National Anthem, my son apparently was watching television all night long, when hearing the National Anthem at Baseball games.....he would make the shhshhsh sounds.
While in kindergarten school, he was given a test, and one of the answers was, "Who is your Father?" my son replied....My Dad is a Fat Dad, and he drew a stick person with a belly.
I did not talk "Baby Talk" to my children, but my children was in the "Talented & Gifted" programs, and they have learned to use "Spellcheck" while writing a composition.
2006-09-10 00:32:08
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answered by Anonymous
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In 1930 a steamship was arriving in New York harbor from England. A young English professor was watching from the rail as the skyline of New York and the Statue of Liberty came in to view. In the distance, the girders for the Empire State Building were reaching for the sky.
Next to the young professor was a five year old boy, holding the railing and staring intently at the skyline. Finally the boy spoke: "Gotham is a dizzying phenomena, is it not?" he asked.
2006-09-03 09:00:53
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answered by urbancoyote 7
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When my Son was only about 4 or so, we had a small mouse in the house..(the thing was no bigger than a 9 volt battery).
Well he started to scream, when he saw it, and I asked what the problem was and he pointed it out.
I just opened the door and kicked the little rascal out the door, and he went and told his mom,
"Daddy is my HERO"!!
"He kicked that old rat out the door"!!!
I gleaned with pride that day!
But, as my Son is 20 years old now, he doesnt remember it...LOL!!! So goes hero worship, eh? A fleeting moment in our lives...
I wish you well..
Jesse
2006-09-03 09:08:44
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answered by x 7
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Every night when I put my 2 year old son to bed we have a little conversation. Well last night I just got done getting him dressed from his bath and I was going through the whole, how old are you, whats your name, count to 10 for me, etc. I asked him if he liked school so he told me he did and then asked me if I was going to leave him there, and I told him no, (because we go to a mommy and me play group) so He came up to me and put his hands on my face and told me, I promise mommy I wont cry when you leave...so yeah at this point I was about to cry, cuz my baby is turning into a big boy. I told him I was probably going to cry and he said please dont I dont want you to cry. We have such big conversations sometimes it amazes me.
2006-09-03 10:24:04
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answered by spacey51101 2
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Well, I guess my wife's potty mouth finally got to my daughter. After scolding my 5 year old daughter with Down's Syndrome for getting into something she shouldn't have...she quickly snapped one of her mother's glare at me and promtly exclaimed to me that "I was pis sing her off" The fact my developmentally delayed child was able to say that clearly and at the right time was amazing!! wrong..but amazing! LOL
2006-09-03 09:06:27
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answered by cleazott 3
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One of the sweetest thing i ever heard a child say was when a little boy looked through a telescope and asked where was the flag. It was great.
2006-09-08 13:23:43
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answered by Mr.Morgan 4
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my son asked me years ago if I had ever seen a dinosaur. He was 5 yrs old and I felt older then the ice age when he asked me man did that make me think about how old I must of seemed to him lol
2006-09-03 09:00:20
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answered by yahoo 5
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My little 8 year old cousin asked why they put salt one ice, and the reply came from his 5 year old brother. He said "They should put pepper on it, not salt, because pepper is hot!"
Another one almost like that was when their father was teaching the 5 year old to read. Since he (the father) was getting nowhere, he said "Jack, how do you spell STUPID?" (he was kidding, of course), but his reply was "D-a-d". Hysterical, eh?
2006-09-03 09:33:31
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answered by Anonymous
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I was tucking my daughter in at bed time & layed down with her. She was about 4 yrs. old. Anyway, we were talking & laughing & we got really tickled at something she said. We were laughing so hard we were crying...but what she said that was so sweet was, "You are the best Mom I ever had in my whole life!" It was sooooo sweet!! Like she even had other Mom's to base that on, I'm her only Mom but I'm the best one to her!!!
2006-09-03 18:07:03
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answered by paigenstuff 2
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