Mrs. Schmidlap hires a maid with beautiful blonde hair. The first morning, the girl pulls off the hair and says, "I wear a wig, because I was born totally hairless. Not a hair on my body, not even down there."
That night, Mrs. Schmidlap tells her husband. He says, "I've never seen anything like that. Please tomorrow, ask her to go into the bedroom and show you. I want to hide in the closet so I can have a look."
The next day, Mrs. Schmidlap asks the girl, the two of them go into the bedroom, and the girl strips and shows her. Then the girl says, "I've never seen one with hair on it. Can I see yours?"
So Mrs. Schmidlap pulls off her clothes and shows her. That night, Mrs. Schmidlap says to her husband, "I hope you're satisfied, because I was pretty embarrassed when that girl asked to see mine."
Her husband says, "You think you were embarrassed...I had the four guys I play poker with in the closet with me."
2006-09-03 08:51:04 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL. That is funny! LOL.
2006-09-03 16:33:25 · answer #1 · answered by jfmm 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
H I L A R I O U S
btw: enjoy your engagement party and congrats
2006-09-03 17:51:42 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Who uses the word silly?? I did when I was 3! Thats FUNNY though!!
2006-09-03 16:04:09 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ROFLMAO.....(gasping) Thank you so much. I really needed a laugh today! I'm so telling this joke tomorrow....
2006-09-03 15:59:00 · answer #4 · answered by Autumn BrighTree 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it sure is silly...even outrageous, i wouldn't even bother to tell it to anyone as an anecdote..waste of time
2006-09-03 16:01:04 · answer #5 · answered by ddyk 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now that's a good joke..lmao
2006-09-03 16:17:08 · answer #6 · answered by janet r 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Weird...
2006-09-03 15:53:30 · answer #7 · answered by DaRin 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I thought it was pretty damn funny and silly!
2006-09-03 16:08:41 · answer #8 · answered by pitbull lover 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ok then....
That IS weird. Hmm.
2006-09-03 15:58:52 · answer #9 · answered by Strawberry 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes it is silly.
2006-09-03 15:53:51 · answer #10 · answered by Nico 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
wierd
2006-09-03 16:32:36 · answer #11 · answered by ♥ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋