How big should the Ark be and how many boxes of Hostess snack cakes (Twinkies) should I stow away?
2006-09-03 08:16:39 · 16 answers · asked by Nerdly Stud 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Twinkies are indestructable, even moreso than cockroaches so stash enough for when you start getting the munchies from whatever started this train of thought.
As to the ark, fire, etc. - really, just buy aesbestos undies and give those voices in your head a serious time out!
2006-09-03 08:20:03 · answer #1 · answered by Loresinger99 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
To hold enough of every species to let them all survive (which would be more than two for most large species), your ark would have to be pretty big. I'd start with around one cubic kilometer, then add more if you need to. It should also be round, so that you have as small a surface area as possible to avoid absorbing heat. Also, since heat tends to go up, I'd sink it in the bottom of the Challenger Deep; that'll probably be about the last place to be reached by the fire and as such the place that will have to withstand the lowest temperatures for the shortest time.
As for twinkies, most animals won't eat them, but if the apocalypse is going to last 40 days and 40 nights like the Great Flood allegedly did, I'd pack at least a few thousand per person, just to be on the safe side.
Good luck!
2006-09-03 08:20:41 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
What sources do you have that God is going to destroy the world with fire? What ever he does no one can stop him.Do you believe that he won't take you and the animals with him? He did create animals,I would like to think he will save them. As far as your snacks it depends if you plan on sharing them with all the animals.
2006-09-03 08:24:45 · answer #3 · answered by Linda R 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well you don't need to worry about saving the twinkies, nothing can destroy them. Also the Ark should be rediculously large, like as big as Earth itself, that'll show god you really care.
2006-09-03 08:19:47 · answer #4 · answered by RH (a.k.a. God) 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋
is your name noah?
i'd say about as big as the san diego zoo,
and about 18,000 pallet jacks (about 60 boxes per pallet jack) of twinkies. that ought to bring hostess out of bankruptcy. right before the world gets engulfed by fire, isnt that ironic?
however, only you and the monkeys are going to be content with twinkies. look into getting sommore feed.
2006-09-03 08:24:58 · answer #5 · answered by ASLotaku 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
thats nice and all, but y would u need an ark if there isnt going to be a flood? its kinda a waste of a big boat
2006-09-03 08:22:25 · answer #6 · answered by Ashley W 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That will never happen, because there is no god. The Islamic extremists are another matter, so I'd sock away at least a dozen boxes, just in case.
2006-09-03 08:19:26 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
LOL.
You are wasting your time. God will not destroy the animals because they do not have free will. God will protect them just as He will protect those of His children that love and obey Him.
2006-09-03 08:26:36 · answer #8 · answered by S.A.M. Gunner 7212 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2016-12-18 04:09:46 · answer #9 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You don't have to build another arch. All you need to do is to accept what Jesus did for you. Which is cool, cause you don't need that much wood.
2006-09-09 04:31:27 · answer #10 · answered by R.C.P. 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋