A few years ago, while I was in the Navy, I was with a few friends in a hotel room they were staying in, and we got a little rowdy. We found a Bible in the drawer under the TV, and in a fit of passion, I tossed it out onto the balcony and doused it in my own urine.
Now I'm not someone who finds any purpose in regret, so I don't regret doing what I did. But I'm left wondering... does soaking every page in the Holy Bible with my own bodily fluids guarantee me a one-way ticket to Beulzabub?
2006-09-03 08:03:55 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Doubtful.
2006-09-03 08:06:26 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
I would think so, but it really doesn't matter what I think, or anyone else here, does it? We don't have the power to make that determination do we? It's ultimately what God thinks. He is the one that will decide where you spend eternity. You really should repent to Him.
As far as you not being someone who finds any purpose in regret, what do you think repentance is for? If this were truly something that you did not regret doing, then why are you asking our opinions of it? Trust me, you wouldn't be wondering about it, if you had no regrets. You wouldn't care one way or the other.
2006-09-03 08:13:17 · answer #2 · answered by classyjazzcreations 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The bibles pretty much forgivable, so no my answer is you will be fine. Hell's way underrated anyway, and heaven the opposite. Being the reincarnation of both Jesus and the Mother mary, I am full of sin...and pancakes. Mmm... anyway, while you may skate the edge and recover from your evil blasphemous hellish devil sick dark nasty dirty deed of urinating on the bible. The navy has granted you one final gift. A non-refundable ticket straight into the darkest burning pits of hell from which there is no escape. Believe me young follower of all thing heinous and wrong, your seemingly innocent wish to serve your country will most certainly be the loose string that snags and unravels your very soul into the dark abyss. I'm sorry to hear you threw years of your precious god-given life away like that. Killing is a sin you godless maggot, god will not forgive you because you are stupid and sick and godless! God will urinate on you! You will spend the rest of your unnatural eternity in the bowels of hell on a ship being pissed on by sweet holy angels angry at what you did! Shame on you! SHAME!
2006-09-03 08:38:31 · answer #3 · answered by Scott 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Why would you ask if you have no regrets?
Being concious of what you did is enough I imagine. You didn't do it in a vain manner so no.
To really have a one way it is to do things in vvain. Having a true evil intent,etc. However doesn't make up for one acting like an damn idiot.
2006-09-03 08:13:12 · answer #4 · answered by Labatt113 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Where the hell is Beulzabub? Anyhow, a holy book is just paper, for Christ sake.
2006-09-03 08:13:34 · answer #5 · answered by The Bird 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It is / was just a book... a print.
More important is that U tell this story to
a catholic priest — confess and he
will forgive
You...
Other people did terrible things when they
stayed in the army... urinating on a book is
a bit silly but not a big crime...
2006-09-03 08:11:33 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
It's considered disrespectful in Christianity, but it carries no sin, no time in purgatory, etc.. What's more important in Christianity is what's in your heart and what lead you to do this? If you love God why did you do it, and what has changed since then,
However, if this was the Koran, and a Muslim was nearby, he would be obliged to kill you on the spot!
2006-09-03 08:12:47 · answer #7 · answered by Dr. D 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Would you pee on you own house? Would you spray graffiti on your house? Would you burn your house? So why would you do the Lord's house (where His Word is housed) like that? Pray for understanding brother!
2006-09-03 08:12:04 · answer #8 · answered by KREAL1 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If you are sorry for your sins and ask God to forgive you, He will. You need to get saved first.
2006-09-03 08:07:24 · answer #9 · answered by ? 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
the bible is an evil book, if God is really kind you whould get a reward and not a punishment, read this: http://www.evilbible.com
2006-09-03 08:06:35 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋