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Pray to the mighty beer Gods by tippin' some back. The Beer Gods make everyone beautiful!

2006-09-03 08:06:41 · answer #1 · answered by thewolfskoll 5 · 2 0

Um, she look the way she looks. I don't think that, even if there were a god, and even if that god did everything that people asked for in prayer, that god would change this person's looks retroactively.

The prayer to use in this situation is, "Please, God, make me a decent human being who judges people on who they are and not solely on their looks."

2006-09-03 09:54:22 · answer #2 · answered by tehabwa 7 · 0 0

Pray you find another girlfriend. It's tough for religious fanatics. Try not talking about religion on your first, second and third dates.

2006-09-03 09:11:17 · answer #3 · answered by Irritable 3 · 0 0

Pray that she will stay blind so she won't have to look at such an immature baby.

2006-09-03 08:07:30 · answer #4 · answered by blaze 4 · 1 0

get down on yer nees and thank yer luky stars that yer sister is willin to go out on a date with you

i love my sister birdie shes hot

2006-09-03 08:11:44 · answer #5 · answered by ARGUS 1 · 3 0

oh please how shallow. just enjoy that person no matter what they look like... who is to say she will think you are attractive. its a few hours out of your life..why not enjoy..make the best of it... and then find you own darn dates from now on. she could be drop dead gorgeous... and ugly through and through

2006-09-03 08:08:05 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Lol. Just lol.

Let the hatred begin! There's bound to be some people that take this too seriously!

2006-09-03 08:07:56 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

Wear a paper bag over your head. That should solve your problem.

2006-09-03 08:13:23 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

why do her looks have to be so important? surely her personality is important 2... you never no maybe she is saying the same about you...

2006-09-03 08:11:52 · answer #9 · answered by taryn3piper 3 · 0 0

if she's coming to meet you she probably has a beautiful soul doesn't she unless you're a bad person.

2006-09-03 08:09:47 · answer #10 · answered by loretta 4 · 0 0

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