A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day, their passions overcame them and they took off for her house, where they made passionate love all afternoon. Exhausted from the wild sex, they fell asleep and awoke at around 8 p.m. As the man threw on his clothes, he told the woman to take his shoes outside and rub them through the grass and dirt. Mystified, she nonetheless complied and he slipped into his shoes and drove home.
"Where have you been?" demanded his wife when he entered the house.
"Darling," replied the man, "I can't lie to you. I've been having an affair with my secretary and we've been having sex all afternoon. I fell asleep and didn't wake up until eight o'clock."
The wife glanced down at his shoes and said, "You lying bastard! You've been playing golf!"
2006-09-03 07:57:57 · 14 answers · asked by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
aww... how cute... woman believes what they want to believe hehe
2006-09-03 08:13:37 · answer #1 · answered by iamigloo 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yes, men are sneaky and I have heard other jokes similar to this one . I never heard this one though, it's good! hehe
2006-09-03 15:18:32 · answer #2 · answered by ₦âħí»€G 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is sooo good.! Just like the deceitful $#!%
2006-09-03 15:08:25 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats so wrong, funny, but wrong. The wife must be brunette!!! lol, j/k.
2006-09-03 15:13:53 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
What's green and yellow and eats nuts?
Gonnerhea.
2006-09-03 15:00:20 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A good one. So it works? Heehee. :p
2006-09-03 15:03:52 · answer #6 · answered by Bell 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha, i gave a little laugh at this one
2006-09-03 16:21:18 · answer #7 · answered by Crandell 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahhahahahahaha
2006-09-03 15:04:39 · answer #8 · answered by Tinkerbell eats Yahoo! 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny.
2006-09-03 14:59:21 · answer #9 · answered by nicki2442 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was sooo kute!!! i luve it! thx!
2006-09-03 15:50:07 · answer #10 · answered by .oh snap.london bridge.oh snap. 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋