Men! Pick Up Lines?

"Yes" (The question is obvious)

"May I have this dance?" (Music is not necessary)

"Did any one tell you that you have the most beautiful eyes? I can see my future in them." (Cheesey, but effective)

"The management has asked me to tell you to leave. They say your smile is lighting up the room and blinding everybody else. (Seldom works)

"Marry me.... Now, that I have you attention...." (Works 50/50)

"Excuse me but do you come with an insuline shot because you are too sweet. I am sure to become a diabetic." (Last act of a dying man)

"You've lost that loving feeling..." (It actually works if you can sing)

"You must bring out the devil in me because I feel so horny." (Ouch)

"Did you ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?" (Works on Batman fans)

"What can I do for you, or more to the point to you?" (The Subtle approach)

"So much time. So little to do. Want to do it with me?" (Willy Wonka)

"So what's your major?" (The college approach)

"Want to f***?" (No reason mixing words)

"I just love weddings; don't you?" (Helps if you are actually at a wedding.)

"Bless me Father for I have sinned. How you doin'?" (It works)

"I am rich." (Once again, the direct approach unless your name is Rich.)

2006-09-03 10:01:43 · answer #1 · answered by LORD Z 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋

When I talk to a woman, I usually start with....

"Hi, I'm (insert my name)"

Anyway, as for pick up lines, I know some, but don't use any of them. It's just not me. But, here they go.

Maybe I should call heaven, to tell them they're missing an Angel.
Do you believe in love at first sight, or do I have to walk by again?
You must be tired, you've been running through my mind all day.
Did it hurt? When you fell from Heaven?

Anyway, I've never been able to say any of these lines to any woman I didn't know. Outside of saying them to female friends to get a laugh out of them, I've never used them.

2006-09-03 14:53:49 · answer #2 · answered by d h 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋

Best one I ever used was:: God you have a good looking butt, eather gets you a date or slaped, and sweety, never got slaped that much...Your friend from Tennessee...ROB

2006-09-03 14:55:44 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋

Would you like to go to a movie and dinner with me, I promise you won't regret it.

2006-09-03 16:30:55 · answer #4 · answered by Faust 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋

they never work for me,better just play the thing easy and act like your not trying to pull,always works.trust me

2006-09-03 14:53:24 · answer #5 · answered by single dude 1 · 0⤊ 2⤋

Wanna get a pizza and fuc.k? What ? You don't like pizza?

2006-09-03 14:51:30 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋

hey sweet thing you want me to give you a ride on my big pony?

2006-09-03 14:50:41 · answer #7 · answered by pldjrftb@verizon.net 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋

I'm new in town.... can I have directions to your house?

2006-09-03 15:52:18 · answer #8 · answered by mjmelich 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋

[Lick finger and touch woman's shirt]: "Let's get you out of these wet clothes."

2006-09-03 14:56:15 · answer #9 · answered by Daniel C 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋

Your eyes tell me everything .....but your name .

2006-09-03 15:03:31 · answer #10 · answered by Dr. Feelgood 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋

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