Does farting got any inner message encrypted in the form of smell and sound or perhaps viberation?

Question

This is a tough one , only highly intellectual candidates may attempt this answer.

Answer 1

The only message found in fart is how bad it smells. The wisdom in this is that one must try their hardest to make this world a better place by not exposing the world to the scent of their fart. Can I get an amen?

Answer 2

Any inner message that it has will soon be an outer message telegraphed to all and sundry. Also, with the price of gas these days, we should capitalise on this by capturing the 'message' output somehow, then selling the product directly back to British Gas!

Answer 3

Perhaps the answer is to be found on the following inscription on a tomb stone:

Wherever you may be
Let your wind go free
For that was the cause
Of the death of me.

Answer 4

You raise a valid scientific question young man, and I shall give you answers.

Each body contains (along with unique DNA chromosomes), unique distinguishing features and 'signature trails' that manifest themselves in all its cells.

When a fart is passed, it too contains biological imprints that could easily be traced to the owner. There are also trademark vibrations unique to the sphincter than emitted it, but these are far harder to identify and record.

Please remember to fart responsibly. Your gas deposits are your responsibility, and are traceable to you in the event that they misbahave. Please also remember, that farting will always, always, always be funny.

Answer 5

I wouldn't call it a "Gross bodily function" I myself would alone just call a literal bodily function. As EVEN FEMALES do it as GOD Himself made us just like himself.

Thus, if God made us that way its better OUT of our body than inside us to possibly somehow cause us Physical Harm somehow. Be that literal bowel or inner or outer colon problems that can cause within a short span of time OR a late span of time (and I mean YEARS by late) Cancer of the physical body.

IF you can sort of hide doing it, then do it the proper way, HIDE yourself doing it during a date OR at least Walk-Fast away from your Family or Date ect. :-)

Answer 6

If there is i must have some important messages in need of passing round!! Because i always seem to have a lot to say!!!

Answer 7

what is this!!

I suggest you lay off baked beans for a while.There is no message in "breaking wind"so to speak..only rudeness if you do not say Excuse me.Continual smelly farts suggests however a problem with your diet..men who drink a lot of beer do this a lot.

Answer 8

Of Course, Farting should tell the other side that the farting side's heart gate is his stomache ..

Answer 9

when you've mastered the very intricate art of spelling, perhaps i wouldnt just come here to grab 2 points...

Answer 10

oh no siko farting is a gross bodily funtion that imature boys find amusing so they make them with there arms!!!