Need to build a moonshine still, and learn how to make apple jack?

Question

keep it simple, due to my short attention span and lack of smarts :}

Answer 1

You're an idiot with a short attention spand and you want to build something that could blow up on you?

Looks like someone's pissing in the gene pool.

Answer 2

It isn't simple and it isn't for the short of attention. There's a lot more hard work and patience involved in making a still or moonshine than it takes to get booze at the liquor store. I'm sure you won't believe this one either, but it costs more, too.

Read up, and if you've stuck it out that far, you'll know what to do:
http://homedistiller.org

Answer 3

http://www.starbay.com/esa/
http://www.stillcooker.com/pictures.html
http://www.geocities.com/NapaValley/Vineyard/3281/moonshine.html

Answer 4

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