Who has the best yo mamma joke?

Question

Best one gets ten points.

Answer 1

Yo Mamma's teeth so yellow when she closes her mouth her stomach lights up!

Yo Mamma's so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on the bathroom scale!

Yo Mamma's so fat she had to marry Shamoo!

Yo mamma's so dumb that when she saw a yellow bus full of white kids drive away she screamed "CHATCH THAT TWINKIE!" Plus when all them white lids ran she wondered"Where'd that cream filling go?"

Yo Mamma's so ugly that when she was born the doctor...
Slapped yo grandma
Tried to put he back
Fainted

Answer 2

yo mamma's head's so small she needs to use a tea bag as a pillow
yo mamma's hair so short she uses rice to curl it
yo mamma's hair so short when she braids it.Looks like sitches
yo mamma's so skinny she needs to use a cherrio as a hula hoop
she's so fat when someone needs to shake her hand she needs to give the directions
yo mamma's like a big mac cheap and greasy
she's such a $lut you'll get std's talking on the phone with her
she's so flat she envys a book
when she was born her mom said what a teasure her dad said that's right let's go burry it!
shes so old jesus is in her yearbook
she's so fat if she died world hunger would end
she's so old she farts fossils and dust
she's so fat when she wore a red jogging suit people yelled kool aid
she's so fat when I said kool aide the ***** came crashing throughout the walls of my house
yo momma so dark she has to wear white gloves when she's eatting tootise rolls so she dosen't bite off her fingers
she's so fat when she go's outside to suntan she sucks up all the sun rays so people call her sun catcher
she's so short she has to open her car door with a stick
she's so fat when she wore a beeper and it beep people thought she was backing up
when she wore a yellow rainsuit people yelled out taxi
she's so fat people jog around her for excerise
her teeth are so damn yellow when she smiled traffic actually stopped
she's so fat when she bungee jumped she went straight to hell
she's so fat she has to buy two airline tickets
she's so fat she uses a mattress as a tampon
her lips are so big chapstick had to invent a spray
her hips are so big people set drinks on them

Answer 3

Yo mamma so fat when she got on the scale it said"I want ur weight not ur pnone number!!!"

Yo mamma so ugly when u brought her 2 da zoo they thanked u 4 bringing her back!!

Yo mamma so fat she fell off both sides of the bed!!!

Answer 4

Yo mamma so black, when she eats tootsie rolls, she has to wear white gloves to make sure she dosnt bite her fingers!

Answer 5

yo mamma so fat that she jumped in the air and got stuck

Answer 6

Yo momma is so ugly when she fell into a pond they skimmed ugly off for 3 days.

Answer 7

yo momma is so black, that the police shot at her and, the bullets came back for flashlights.

Answer 8

yo mama so fat she needs the hole street as a sidewalk, yo mamas mama is so fat she needs the hole highway

Answer 9

your mama is so fat she sat on a rainbow and made skittles.

Answer 10

There aren't any good ones.