A man and his little girl were on an overcrowded elevator. Suddenly a lady in front turned around, slapped him, and left in a huff. The little girl remarked, " I didn't like her either, Daddy. She stepped on my toe so I pinched her."
2006-09-03 06:05:08 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ha ha Poor dad
2006-09-03 06:11:31 · answer #1 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
where did the little lady pinched!
read this scenario:
4 guys travelling by a train: paris hilton, an old lady, george bush and a handsome and smart guy. all were standing.
as the train passed thro a tunnel, it was dark inside, suddenly there was a sound of kissing and immediately after that there was a sound of big slapping
as the train came out of tunnel, bush had his hand onto his red cheek.
Old lady was thinking: probably he tried to kiss paris hilton and got slapped in return.
hilton was thinking: probably he tried to kiss me but kissed the old lady instead and got a slap.
Bush was thinking: Probably the young handsome guy kissed hilton, but she thought it was me and slapped me instead.
The handsome guy was thinking: As the train will enter the next tunnel i will kiss my hand and slap in his next cheek
2006-09-03 06:14:53 · answer #2 · answered by Gundruk 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
That is a good one.
Reminds me of my daughter, when she was small, goosing a woman in a hardware store. She just about knocked everything off the shelf in front of her.
Kids are tons of fun!!
2006-09-03 18:51:28 · answer #3 · answered by Dew Drop 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lolly.
xxx
2006-09-03 06:24:20 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Gave me a grin on this depressing Sunday. Thank you.
2006-09-03 07:09:19 · answer #5 · answered by CuervoBMed 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
kids are baaaad. Check out similar ones at bejoking.com
2006-09-03 07:10:36 · answer #6 · answered by ghali_kettani 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i like alot ill give it a 10
2006-09-03 06:42:26 · answer #7 · answered by mommy to be 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol but a bit short
2006-09-03 06:11:29 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is funny
2006-09-03 06:07:22 · answer #9 · answered by adanthuis 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha i think ive heard that before i like it :DDDDDDDD
2006-09-03 06:11:55 · answer #10 · answered by um yea hi 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋