Have you ever been in the middle of something important or at Wal Mart and had a sudden attack of diarrhea? Have you ever laughed so hard that you peed on yourself in front of a group of friends?
2006-09-03 05:57:56 · 21 answers · asked by WonderTwit 6 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
TWO GOOD STORIES THAT HAPPENED TO ME
Kern Country Golf Course (dont remember the name) (Outside Bakersfield, CA)
I was on the way to go golfing and we stopped at this gas station. I ate two large hotdogs really greasy, some twinkies, and one of those Huge Gulps like 64 oz drink..
Fast forward 40 minutes
we are at the golf course and on the driving range, we were 100 meters from the golf club (and toilets).
I was swinging away when i felt real bad. I ran to the bathroom but didnt make it, i was wearing tighty whities thank god! so its sort of caught in there, but I could smell it, and if I could smell so could others...
I went in the bathroom and took off my pants and threw away my underwear. Cleaned as best I could then left. I told my friend that I was done golfing and needed to go home. I told him I felt sick, so we left. On the way back we had the windows rolled down, and it stunk too. (I could feel my pants were still wet a little, not with water either.) so we made it home and I changed.
The worst part is I left my wallet in the bathroom and had to go back the next weekend...
Story two
Hooters - Pensacola Florida Dec 1999.
The guys and I went to the Hooters (downtown Pensacola location) and took advantage of the chicken wings. I ate about 30 I think really hot ones. Then we were going to play pool or something. So we are driving (4 of us) and I was in the backseat all of a sudden it felt like my stomach just dropped out!
I said pull over guys and they did. We just happened to be at a TV station. So i ran around back through the gate, but as I was running up to the gate I farted and then felt a lot of mush... I started walking and feeling gross, (but my stomach felt better imagine that). I walked up and im looking then this guy asks if he can help me, i said "where is the bathroom?" He gave me this sad/disgusted face and pointed it out. I went in locked the door and cleaned up. I threw away my underwear (this time boxers) and my socks. This took about 1 hour. Then I went outside to see that my friends were not there, I was relieved. So I went down the street pretty fast (i didnt want them cicling the block and looking for me) I went to a strip club and called a taxi, then waiting inside so they wouldnt happen to see me. It took like 2 minutes. I caught the taxi home, put my clothes in the washer, and took a shower. I heard a knock like 20 minutes later it was my friends. I asked "why did you ditch me?" They said they looked but couldnt find me, then came to my house to look for me... Nice guys, nobody found this out.
2006-09-03 12:00:58 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, it's not related to poo or pee, but here goes.
My water softener broke and it filled the entire plumbing system with little orange beads. So, I had to clear both the upstairs and downstairs toilets.
Following the directions I found on-line -- it said to put a cup over the water intake valve while clearing it. I did so, on the upstairs one, and it basically just dribbled out.
Thinking I didn't need to do that because of low water pressure, I did the same downstairs -- without the cup. Within seconds, I had a geyser of cold water hitting the ceiling. It hit the light bulbs, causing them to break (they were on at the time). So, here I am, stretching over to turn off the lights and the valve on the toilet at he same time.
Needless to say, I was covered in cold, orange beady water.
Amusing, but I guess you had to be there.
2006-09-03 06:05:11 · answer #2 · answered by Christopher C 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Had bad stomach cramps late one night, didn't know if I was going to throw-up or have diarrhea? I was on the toilet and was feeling really weak, I called for my husband, and the next thing I knew I blacked out and woke up with my face down on hard ceramic tiles...I had a red spot on my forehead for days. Now when I look back it is funny, but at the time, it was very painful.
2006-09-03 06:04:34 · answer #3 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Thank you SO much for this question.
My wife said to me about 15 mins ago to check the bathroom every so often as our 6 year old was playing with water in there. Got carried away on the PC and forgot all about it - but seeing your question and the word "bathroom" sent me racing in to look! Just in time too as daughter had blocked the sink overflow with a Fimble and was just about to flood the place!
True - I swear! And sooooooo grateful! :-)
2006-09-03 06:02:41 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Well what a nice guestion... Yea um no nothing like that has ever happened to me but my sister hit her best friend with her car (she was backing up and brittany jumped behind the car) and britt pee on her self because she was so scared. Well thats about it thanks for the points and pick mine to be the best because i am the best
2006-09-03 06:03:40 · answer #5 · answered by Kristy Marie 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
my wife and I were at a steak house when I let out a little gas. Only problem was is that it wasn't gas. Quik trip to the mens room where I promptly got rid of my underwear and made a quick exit. Boy was I embarassed.(we still laugh about it today.)
2006-09-03 06:01:25 · answer #6 · answered by scrambledmolecues 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
It's not my story, but it's a true bathroom story. I worked with a really nice gal, but she was blond and had blond moments. Somehow, she dropped her car keys in the toilet after she 'did her business'. While trying to figure out how she was going to fish them out of the bowl, she accidental flushed! Our company had installed some apparatus that used air to create a 'super flush' and it worked wonders on her keys. They disappeared and she said that she could hear them banging and clanking as they went down the pipes!
2006-09-03 06:02:10 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
Once i went to my friends house to stay the night, and i had to go to the bathroom to do # 2. And after i went to the toilet it would not flush. So i had to call her mother in there to plung the tolet.Kind of funny i think!!!
2006-09-03 06:02:49 · answer #8 · answered by Simone 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
i was at work when i suddenly got an urge to go to the toilet.i went in there then like 2 seconds later this lady knocks on my stall saying her son was in there first and started going off at me. she said she was going to complain to the manager. i then finished pooping and came out. he saw i was manager. she was so embarrassed.
2014-03-21 09:14:22 · answer #9 · answered by Anon 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Had a bad case of diarhoea and **** on myself trying to get off the bike. Had to hold it in for 30mins before I manage to get to a john and ....too late.
2006-09-03 06:04:57 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋