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I am still confused. Can you tell me where is Osama Bin Laden? My secretary Condolezza Bush, oops sorry Condolezza Rice is also very upset that i can neither find bin laden nor i can perform very well at bed with her!

2006-09-03 05:43:58 · 25 answers · asked by Gundruk 3 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

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He is at sushil adhikari's house ; P

2006-09-04 20:09:21 · answer #1 · answered by Swati 2 · 0 0

It is a question on the base of Spritual and Tantra in which I am a King also and such type of persons can also help you, first of all your secretary is too good for u and at any cost he will save u too and you must ever take his advice too but later on if he goes to his own brain then yr secretary is winner and when he imotionally attach to others closer then he can too much drop this thing u must advice him and without advice u must never perform any confusing issue. Reg. Osama bin laden one thing i am telling that he can be in shelter of the some one big personality and he can be only traced by the spritual tantra and black magic base only . as i know without big shelter no one can do such a big type of crime in the world also and if he is in shelter of the big personality than how can some one can traced to him So finally these big work can be done by the big king of the spritual tantra and who are also master to tell the all fortune of any one and save to any body and create crises but

2006-09-05 06:48:04 · answer #2 · answered by name of spritual tantra horr0r 3 · 0 0

Well, you and Condi can rest better now.

Everybody is looking for Osama at the Pakistan/Afghanistan border. That is why I think that Osama is in Qom, Iran. Same place as Iran's Supreme's Leader Sayyid Ali Khamenei. Remember Osama wants to bridge the gap between Sunni and Shia. The US has some control over the Musharraf government in Pakistan but not over Iran. That makes Iran the safest place for Osama. Qom and Mashad have important Muslim shrines so they are the safest cities in Iran for Osama.

The US might take military action against the underground nuclear research facility at Natanz, the heavy water nuclear facility at Arak and the nuclear power plant at Bushehr, but it would not touch the holy shrines in Qom and Mashad

2006-09-04 14:49:59 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Okay let's leave bush alone. He's doing the best he can in the position he's in. What would you do if you were in his shoes...hide under you're bed...at least he's trying...it's not his fault that clinton left the office with the crap he started and the crap bush had to take over...so lighten up...

2006-09-03 22:47:16 · answer #4 · answered by Victoria <3!!! 2 · 0 0

I thought I was looking in the right place... I was sure those weapons of mass destruction would be there. Cheney what do you think? Huh... Oh, sorry I was not listening I am busy quail hunting. Shoot! I shot another park ranger again! Time to go!!!

2006-09-03 18:17:17 · answer #5 · answered by Kevin H. 3 · 0 0

Well youll never find him with your head stuck up your a*s and as far as the performance in bed it really surprises me cuz ive always thought you were such a big dick!

2006-09-03 12:48:44 · answer #6 · answered by humorme! 3 · 0 0

Come on "guys" Bush does the work of three men
"Curly Larry and Moe."

2006-09-03 23:46:49 · answer #7 · answered by handynewf 2 · 1 0

Did you by chance happen to look under all that brush you have been clearing at your Crawford property, he may be in a hole somewhere hiding. Yes, I believe this would confuse you . hehe

2006-09-03 15:20:59 · answer #8 · answered by ₦âħí»€G 6 · 1 0

Duh! I thought Laden was in America.
Rgds doing well with Rice, on your next visit to Iraq (probably Thanksgiving), drink some camel milk, works like a Aphrodisiac.

2006-09-03 13:10:01 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I'm not quite SURE...............But didn't I saw HIM last Saturday night,around 12 midnight in LAURA's[UHM...........MRs. BUSH's] private apartment
I wonder what they R "UPTO"????
I can give U a simple,BUSH STYLE solution to that.............
BOMBARD the APARTMENT!!!

2006-09-03 12:51:22 · answer #10 · answered by rythmdivine 3 · 2 0

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