Sometimes...the preacher man is absolutly right!
A Baptist Preacher was seated next to a cowboy on a flight to Texas.
After the plane took off, the cowboy asked for a whiskey and soda, which was brought and placed before him.
The flight attendant then asked the preacher if he would like a drink.
Appalled, the preacher replied, "I'd rather be tied up and taken advantage of by women of ill-repute, than let liquor touch my lips."
The cowboy then handed his drink back to the attendant and said,
"Me too, I didn't know we had a choice.."
2006-09-03 05:07:53 · 9 answers · asked by Helzabet 6 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
*lol* Gotta love my home state.
2006-09-03 05:09:28 · answer #1 · answered by Girl Wonder 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very funny.
Be even funnier if you can somehow add a Texas governor who likes capital punishment to the joke (then goes on to become President!!! Now that would be a laugh riot!)
2006-09-03 12:13:25 · answer #2 · answered by Colin 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Whoa be unto the preacher for leading the Texan into temtaion!
I too am a Texan and I like this one.
2006-09-03 12:11:26 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
LMFAO That's a good 1
http://www.total-knowledge.com/~willyblues/
2006-09-03 14:01:18 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
God i love people with a sense of humor.
2006-09-03 12:46:45 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice, hadn't actually heard that one yet.
2006-09-03 12:14:00 · answer #6 · answered by Scott 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what's the question? But it is funny.
2006-09-03 12:09:58 · answer #7 · answered by mark48226 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
YEAH...BABY!!!
2006-09-03 12:11:43 · answer #8 · answered by Jedi Baptist 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
THAT WAS A TERRIBLE JOKE!
;>)
2006-09-03 12:09:42 · answer #9 · answered by whynotaskdon 7 · 0⤊ 6⤋