2006-09-03 02:43:03 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
just go with the flow. let the partner show you how its done...
2006-09-03 02:45:38 · answer #1 · answered by Happyworms 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
When one desires to snog a person, one must first be practiced in the prestigious art of Pillow Snogging. If one should fail in said activity, then one must avoid human snoggage at all costs. In this book, our very adept pillow-snogging author shall explain the techniques and skills required for the snogging of pillows. Now, should you desire to learn this unprecedented skill and art of which few have mastered in the recent centuries, please turn to Lesson One.
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Lesson One
Welcome to Lesson One of How to Snog a Pillow. Here you will find the rudimentary basics necessary for your beginner's pillow snog. Please gather the indicated equipment and follow the Six Easy Steps To Snogging Your Pillow For The First Time.
Equipment Required:
One small-medium sized satin throw pillow (an official Snoggable Pillow can be purchased from the PS Headquarters International Website, http://www.pillowsnog.com/store/pillow.html)
One tube of lip balm of the unscented variety
Six Easy Steps To Snogging Your Pillow For The First Time:
Step 1:
Apply lip balm generously to lips.
Step 2:
Grasp your pillow with both hands, being careful not to scrunch the fabric. Bring your pillow approximately 1.5 centimeters from your upper lip.
Step 3:
Tilt your head slightly, so that your nose does not get in the way.
Step 4:
Bring the pillow to your lips, pressing firmly but gently against your lower lip. Open your mouth slightly (approximately .9 cm), and move your lips gently over the pillow.
Step 5:
Pull carefully back from the pillow after the snog, being careful that lips do not make atrocious smacking sound, as it is very unattractive.
Step 6:
Gently set pillow down, being sure to remove any marks that your lip balm may have caused.
Congratulations, you have completed the Six Easy Steps To Snogging Your Pillow For The First Time! Be certain to practice them a few times, as your first attempt may have been a bit botched, and snogging will get easier over time. When you are comfortable with your ability on this first crucial step, proceed to Lesson Two.
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2006-09-03 02:48:53 · answer #2 · answered by Funny Frankie 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Just don't think about it just let it happen naturally
2006-09-03 02:47:01 · answer #3 · answered by underlove 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
did you get something caught in your throat?
2006-09-03 02:46:28 · answer #4 · answered by allforasia 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋