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how do ninjas have children?

2006-09-03 01:36:37 · 10 answers · asked by bolla 3 in Pregnancy & Parenting Other - Pregnancy & Parenting

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No, they can't.

They generally get super pissed, then flip out and kill people. This generally leaves no time for stuff with their naughty bits.

2006-09-03 01:39:53 · answer #1 · answered by Christopher C 3 · 1 0

Technically, ninjas are extinct. They have been outlawed in Japan and some other countries for over a century. Anyone claiming to be a ninja is either a liar or pretender. By the way, the pretender probably actually believes he/she is a ninja. Since the ninja was so secret, most of what we know is guess-work. Extinct: no
If the ninja somehow survived, then unless the female is under such physical stress that she ceases to menstruate, she can become pregnant. If some cowboys wear spurs to bed, I'd hate to imagine what a ninja would wear. Then again, maybe she couldn't become pregnant.

2006-09-03 10:31:36 · answer #2 · answered by Jack 7 · 0 0

Ninjas are humans dumb @$$....humans have babies.
I really think yahoo!!should make people do IQ tests before asking a question!!!

2006-09-03 09:14:09 · answer #3 · answered by Mariah&Lydias_Mom 3 · 0 0

Well if I knew what 'pregnet' was..
Is it anything like pregnant??

2006-09-03 08:44:05 · answer #4 · answered by Red. 2 · 1 0

a tae kwon do stork comes by and drops off a bundle of awesomeness

2006-09-03 08:41:48 · answer #5 · answered by Mark D 3 · 0 0

With other ninjas. Then they have ninjettes.

2006-09-03 08:42:45 · answer #6 · answered by Mrs. Strain 5 · 1 0

of course,they are humanw/a blood running in their body,,

2006-09-03 09:33:37 · answer #7 · answered by mari-mar 3 · 0 0

Its all up to them.....

2006-09-03 08:43:41 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

I thought they were all gay..........

2006-09-03 08:42:22 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

They are people... DUH! YES.... THEY CAN GET PREGNET!

2006-09-03 08:41:14 · answer #10 · answered by Been There... Done That 2 · 0 1

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