has anything funny happened to you lately? I need a laugh!
Thanx! xxxxxxx
2006-09-03 00:27:56 · 24 answers · asked by missy minx 3 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
i see you plenty of times how is that for funny lol
2006-09-03 00:29:27 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't have any good jokes but if you look up pj on yahoo answers he might be able to help you seems like he comes up with quite a few ,,, I sure do wish you happiness today things will get better you just wait the sun will set and it will rise and it will always bring us to another new day so just treat the day like there is no tomorrow God bless you and have a better day
2006-09-03 07:36:30 · answer #2 · answered by Libra 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I used to have a Labrador retriever. I was buying a large bag of
Purina for it at Wal-Mart and was in line to check out. A woman behind me asked if I had a dog.
On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Purina Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because the last time I'd tried it I ended up in the hospital. It had actually worked pretty good and I'd lost
more than 50 pounds before I woke up in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.
I told her that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets
with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. It was essentially a perfect diet because the food is
nutritionally complete, so I was going to try it again.
I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story, particularly a tall guy who was behind her.
Horrified, she asked if I'd been poisoned. I told her no, I'd been
sitting in the street licking my balls and a car hit me. I thought the tall guy was going to have to stagger out the door......
2006-09-03 07:34:22 · answer #3 · answered by Biker 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry your feeling sad... I cant think of any jokes off the top of my head but i hope someone here can make u laugh & cheer you up... Listen to some music that makes you feel happy, try & think about the good things that are going on. You can send me a msg & I can try & cheer you up
2006-09-03 07:45:14 · answer #4 · answered by idk 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I saw this in a movie today (ladies man) where the guy sees a beautiful girl crying. So he asked the girl. Scuse me miss, is you daddy a meat burglar? She says why? Because it looks like he stuffed two fine hams down the back of your pants! I thought it was hilarious because it was such a corny pick up line. Feel better.
2006-09-03 07:45:42 · answer #5 · answered by D baby 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hi.
So on friday I was walking and I saw my friends and then they said hey whats up? and I said the sky, the started laughing really hard. also along time ago I made a song up about a sifer and I sang it in front of people, they laughed me because I go so into it.
Teresa.
2006-09-03 07:52:07 · answer #6 · answered by Minnie May 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry ur feelin a lil sad, but so am i. Sorry im not very good a jokes but hope u cheer up soon xx
2006-09-03 07:29:58 · answer #7 · answered by ♥Sexy D♥ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hi Missy,
just came across your message and wanted to extend a smile to you.I'm in Australia, not sure where u r.Think of the most beautiful place you can think of and go there in your mind.
Hope your feeling HAPPY real soon.
2006-09-03 07:43:31 · answer #8 · answered by maree s 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
one day one baby bernig and after some days hes start calling some thing and at first he's calling mam mam mam and after some days the mam was die and afters some days the baby start call grantpa grantpa grantpa so after some days the greantpa is die after some days the baby start call grantma grantma grantma and after some days the grantma is die at that time the father was afride if one day my baby calling dad for me ohhhh may god I will die and scariv about it so one day the baby really start calling dad dad dad but dad is not die do you know why ? because the naibers was die .........
2006-09-03 07:34:21 · answer #9 · answered by Abdumalik A 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"The two most common elements in the universe are Hydrogen and stupity".--Harlson Elison, US science fiction author & screen writer (1934- )
2006-09-03 07:35:56 · answer #10 · answered by Yahooligan 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Here is bad pickup line number 6547:
"Hey baby! Wanna help me make a clock? I drop my pants and you add a face and two hands on what you see!"
LOL
2006-09-03 07:36:39 · answer #11 · answered by davester1970 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋