One to contract out a feasibility study.
One to form a subcommittee.
Five to word an appropriations bill.
One to conduct an environmental impact study.
One to make amendments to the bill.
Ten to vote on it.
One to award the contract to Halliburton, who subcontracts the job out to another company, who pays an immigrant minimum wage to change the bulb.
Did I leave out anyone?
2006-09-02 23:55:09 · 9 answers · asked by opjames 4 in Food & Drink ➔ Cooking & Recipes
And yes, I know this has nothing to do with cooking....I had a blonde moment.
2006-09-02 23:57:07 · update #1
Now you're cooking with funny
2006-09-02 23:57:36 · answer #1 · answered by Kitia_98 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
forty one lords to debate and a labour peer to veto it,send the bill back to the sub committee for re evaluation, on the merits of using a screw in as opposed to the bayonet fitting, and the immigrant who handles the bulb is only allowed to hold the bulb above head height whilst another two displaced persons hold the immigrants legs and lift to locate the bulb, then rotate in an anti clockwise direction.
and a fourth polish university student on a working visa to depress the light switch.
2006-09-03 00:14:44 · answer #2 · answered by lefang 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
You forgot the Supreme Court, who will undoubtedly take years to hear the case of whether the knuckle-headed group who files the case really has a case on constitutionality of screwing in a light bulb by a government employee or an elected official, based on the verse in Genesis, "Let there be light!"
2006-09-03 00:05:58 · answer #3 · answered by Roosterkroozer 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
How many politicians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
I could make a naughty reference to Paddy Ashdown or Alan Clark (I'm in the UK) and it would be about the parliament research secretary and not the lightbulb!
(I like your one better, though!)
2006-09-03 00:12:02 · answer #4 · answered by marzipanthecat 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You forget the two lawyers to keep you out of jail on a charge of discrimination against blonds
2006-09-03 00:03:56 · answer #5 · answered by cymry3jones 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Just mention the word screw and they'll be there in hordes.Light bulb jokes are so boring and not even funny
2006-09-03 00:57:16 · answer #6 · answered by Taylor29 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Actually I don't think it would ever get changed they would just argue about it forever in the dark!
2006-09-03 05:20:28 · answer #7 · answered by Cyn 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL that's about the size of it....and we wonder where our tax dollars go
2006-09-02 23:59:15 · answer #8 · answered by Auntiem115 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
SOUNDS LIKE U GOT IT RIGHT, U RUNNIN FOR OFFICE?
2006-09-03 00:16:35 · answer #9 · answered by 84_4X4 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋