The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and trauma complications from repeated pokes in the belly.
He was 71. Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin.
Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and Captain Crunch.
The grave site was piled high with flours. Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded. Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times he still was a crusty old man and was considered a positive roll model for millions. Doughboy is survived by his wife Play Dough, two children, John Dough and Jane Dough, plus they had one in the oven. The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.
2006-09-02 23:16:35 · 12 answers · asked by opjames 4 in Food & Drink ➔ Cooking & Recipes
Soooo funny!!!!! Thanks for the laugh!
2006-09-02 23:22:52 · answer #1 · answered by newaccounts63863 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Ah yes, I heard.
I was at the funeral.
Afterwards, I saw a man walking past the chapel with a cabbage on a dog leash. I had a little debate with myself as to whether I should mention to him that he was dragging a vegetable along behind him, and decided I would. So I said "Excuse me sir, why are you walking a cabbage?"
"Oh dear," the man replied. "I thought it was a Collie."
2006-09-02 23:27:31 · answer #2 · answered by marzipanthecat 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-11-24 19:33:42 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thanks for a great little tale. Haven't seen this one yet. I wish I had the talent to think things like this up. It takes a special knack.
2006-09-03 03:04:01 · answer #4 · answered by busymama 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
mmm mmm now I'm hungry.... Can I get a piece of Doughboy
### thanx that was super :)
2006-09-03 01:41:33 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I work for a bakery, so this one will certainly be getting e-mailed around!
2006-09-02 23:28:56 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That really was funny! Thank you so much.
2006-09-03 04:34:49 · answer #7 · answered by organic gardener 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like it
2006-09-02 23:28:34 · answer #8 · answered by Darma 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's so funny
2006-09-03 00:26:00 · answer #9 · answered by Funny Bunny 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
this is so cute, thanks for sharing this. it started my morning out with a laugh..have a great day and holiday wk end.
2006-09-03 00:50:20 · answer #10 · answered by feline 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was funny!
2006-09-03 05:42:02 · answer #11 · answered by tbazz 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋