Any good yo momma jokes out there?!
2006-09-02 23:16:04 · 13 answers · asked by Zach 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Yo mommas teeth are so yellow, traffic slows down when she smiles!
Yo mommas teeth are so yellow, she spits butter!
Yo mommas teeth are so yellow, I can't believe its not butter.
Yo momma like a shot gun, two cocks and she blows!
Yo momma like spoiled milk, fat and chunky!
Yo momma like cake mix, 15 servings per package!
Yo momma like a bowling ball: She's picked up, fingered, and thrown in the gutter.
Yo momma like a Toyota: "Oh what a feelin'!"
Yo momma like a hockey team...changes her pads every three periods!
Yo momma is like a racing car...chick burned four rubbers in one night.
Do you know the story about the little old woman that lives in a shoe? Well, Yo mama so poor she live in a flip flop!
Yo Momma so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, and she said, "Moving."
Yo momma so stupid, she studied for a drug test!
Yo momma so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!
2006-09-02 23:29:11 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yo momma is so fat i saw her walking down the side walk with a pig and i asked "where did you get that?" and the pig said'I won her at a raffle'
Yo momma is so stupid, she stood in a back ally with a bag of chips saying "free lays"
2006-09-02 23:19:20 · answer #2 · answered by super_6ix_4our 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo momma is so fat, when she but on a yellow raincoat, a kid said " Look, the sun!".
Yo momma is so stupid that when the doorbell rang, she checked the microwave.
Yo momma is so stupid, when she was a cashier, she asked a person who put a lane divider on the conveyor belt " How much does this cost?"
Yo momma is so stupid that she wrote on a sign at a bowling alley " Midnight bowling a 9 P.M.
2006-09-03 11:11:45 · answer #3 · answered by Big Boss the Philosopher 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yo momma so ugly...
Picasso won't paint her!
she scared Stephen King!
Yo momma's breath is so bad she breathed and killed the plastic flowers!
2006-09-02 23:19:47 · answer #4 · answered by leo.soul 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo momma so stupid she sat on the tv and watched the couch
2016-12-28 03:45:46 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Pretend Your doing this with ur mama .... and u tell ur mama a joke about her mom then she will say When yo mama kisse you good nigth i was sukin your daddy's dik
2006-09-02 23:31:50 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You momma so fat that when she went to Japan they said "Ruuunnn It's Godzilla!"
2006-09-02 23:23:06 · answer #7 · answered by Da Great 1 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
your momma is so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out!
no i am just kidding. I have no idea.
2006-09-02 23:18:21 · answer #8 · answered by Yelsha!!! 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
a) man thats cheap!
b) Yeah, as cheap as yo mama!
2006-09-03 00:04:27 · answer #9 · answered by Bethany 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
your momma so stupid....she bought a surfboard to surf the web
2006-09-02 23:18:10 · answer #10 · answered by Awesome Amazing Alex 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋