Mrs. Peterson phoned the repairman because her dishwasher quit working. He couldn't accommodate her with an "after-hours" appointment and since she had to go to work, she told him, "I'll leave the key under the mat. Fix the dish washer, leave the bill on the counter, and I'll mail you a check. By the way, I have a large rotweiler inside named Killer; he won't bother you. I also have a parrot, and whatever you do, do not talk to the bird!"
Well, sure enough the dog, Killer, totally ignored the repairman, but the whole time he was there, the parrot cursed, yelled, screamed, and about drove him nuts.
As he was ready to leave, he couldn't resist saying, "You stupid bird, why don't you shut up!"
To which the bird replied, "Killer, get him!!!"
2006-09-02 21:51:03 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That is good one.. ha.. ha.. ha..
2006-09-02 21:56:24 · answer #1 · answered by ♡ Choc ♡ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice Joke
2006-09-03 05:54:42 · answer #2 · answered by amit 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dramatic end FUNNY
2006-09-03 05:48:21 · answer #3 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha but this is kinda old it was told everyday this week so far but still funny â¥
2006-09-03 14:00:25 · answer #4 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very very good i thought that that was a classic i really liked it hahahahahahahahah
2006-09-03 05:39:06 · answer #5 · answered by nomiadich 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I see youv'e found my house.
2006-09-03 05:03:45 · answer #6 · answered by Special-Tee 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
true story
2006-09-03 04:57:40 · answer #7 · answered by b_rock007 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao
2006-09-06 06:39:46 · answer #8 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
SO WATS THERE IN IT
A GUD JOKE
2006-09-03 05:13:12 · answer #9 · answered by juhi 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
good
2006-09-03 05:56:55 · answer #10 · answered by Hermione 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋